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SydneyCarton

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  1. Oh, that's becuase he's claiming he never said Lock Her Up, and becuase he wanted to unify the country.
  2. He literally just said he can't answer any questions, about anything, becuase a judge put a gag order on him. After over an hour of him literally answering questions (shittily).
  3. He just said Hillary was terribly guilty. How can she not sue his ass for defamation?
  4. Remember, no unfriendly media is allowed on his properties to ask questions. Not that they would ask that anyway. "Local law enforcement know the address of every single criminal in the country. And we're going to let them go after all the criminals and get them out, and we're going to make sure they're immune from prosecution."
  5. I"m listening at work. I"ve watched this nutsack speak dozens of times like everyone else here, but it's difficult to explain just how fucking stupid the things he says, and the way they sound. He talked about hooking solar panels up to natural gas plants, but those solar panels can't power a natural gas plant. He's literally saying they're going to do everything.
  6. I actually feel like this would be a really potent moment if Walz could get it into the VP debate. "Son, I've been a teacher a long time. And I've seen a lot of kids who were bullies, and a lot of kids who were bullied. And son, you seem to me like a poor kid who was unfairly treated when you were younger, and I'm worried that becuase of that, you're going to end up hurting millions of Americans with your policies. I don't know if it's seeking payback, or if you're just looking for acceptance you needed as a kid. But I'm sorry I wasn't there to help you, son."
  7. Other than the fact they'll be fired immediately.
  8. I mean, it sucks that we live in a world where human avarice seems to trump almost all of our positive attributes. It sucks that people suck. But here were are, so yeah, I'd love to input price controls becuase I don't like fuckig corporate based inflation.
  9. How many troops would it take to seize Kalingrad? Poland should let like 4k Ukranians roll into Kalingrad and let them fucking take it. Putin would lose his shit.
  10. OH, I don't think it needs to be cropped at all. The whole thing works here just fine.
  11. Uh, I’m pretty fucking excited about price controls.
  12. True, but then his running mate might have been Tulsi Gabbard.
  13. Lol, salt life. Of course. Wasn't this rally in fucking Michigan, as well?
  14. LOl. Just saw this old tweet from Kamala HQ, check the dates:
  15. Lol. I just assumed it was some State Senate seat.
  16. Guys, it's a parody. California doesn't have 54 districts.
  17. I mean I assume he's running in a district where he's going to get crushed.
  18. Yes, but some pundits have drawn lines and say that if Harris is up nationally by 3.5% then the should feel "good" about an electoral college victory 80% of the time. So, uh, yeah, I'd like to not see 2%.
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