Everything posted by SydneyCarton
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2025 Thread of the Rains
Listen, I'm cheering for y'all in central texas to get a tropical storm, even a stalled hurricane. As long as it fucking enters land from Corpus Christi.
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Two MN lawmakers and their spouses shot by someone impersonating police
That can't be true. Have you read Page 1 of this thread?!?!
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I caught the cancer
This isn't a joke, I know that most of this board is probably gainfully employed and insured, that being said, finding employers with even DECENT health insurance at decent rates these days, even if employed full time, is fucking tough. Wait till you discover SYBIAN midget porn.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
God, they're so fucking stupid. "That clown show." The clown show that just want it's 4th director's cup in 5 years. The clown show that their coach said "physically manhandled them" or something similar, at home, at the renewal of the football rivalry. The clown show that stole THEIR coach, who they know says was an amoral shitbag, and won the SEC in year 1 with a transition roster. The clown show that FIRED their alum coach, who was doing awesome, for being a shitbag, and that same shitbag turned them DOWN when they tried to hire them. That clown show that just won a woman's softball national championship, that volleyball team that just spits out national championships, that men's and women's swimming and diving that's legitimately contending every year, and poached the US Olympics coach after our legend finally retired. I guess they can enjoy being relevant in track and field...until we start spending money there too. Tick Tock, aggies. Sign me up for fucking clown college, because after 2010-2023, I'll walk around wearing this kind of clownery till I fucking die.
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No Cuntry for Young Men
Oh shit. You were fucking serious. Wow.
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No Cuntry for Young Men
This sounds scientifically legit. I heard one guy or or a comic or something insist that because he had a small dick, his swimmers had to travel exponentially further to fertilize an egg. So if he got a woman pregnant, you know it had to be the best and most efficient swimmer he had, as where some low IQ clown with a horsecock could dump his load right next to the egg, and some retarded sperm with 3 tails that could only swim in circles had a fair shot of getting to the prize. I bet he felt much better about himself as he cried himself to sleep in unfathomable loneliness every night.
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Two MN lawmakers and their spouses shot by someone impersonating police
Let's not forget @cabowabo @Laxtonto @Rip76 @Gucci_Suit @bullzak @Da Fino @Sandman
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Surly Dad Thread
I dont know about all of DKR, but the trophy room is on the north side of the endzone and is pretty much open all the time, is my understanding.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I think Tex is more of a disc golf guy.
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Two MN lawmakers and their spouses shot by someone impersonating police
Maybe he was a repressed homosexual. Those guys never act out, or become right wing politicians or anything.
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Covid/Influenza/Black Death. 2024 and beyond
Good context, because I’m pretty sure Anastasis is an Excitable Boy.
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Two MN lawmakers and their spouses shot by someone impersonating police
Not going to have the balls to show back up, are you? Tell us about page 2 and 3. Just a reminder to everyone that this is GRUHorn, and he’s only been crowdsourced about 30 times so far… You think the evangelical Trump voter is a left wing assassin and you’re accusing others of being an idiot, do I have that correctly?
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Israel vs everyone war thread
You'd think great, considering they voted for this, right?
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2025 LA Civilian and National Guard Conflict
You don't think Anastasis is trolling?
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Unlike an actual Tesla.
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2025 Thread of the Rains
Friday isn't the middle of the week, and it's 10 am, AND why are you typing on Surly? And you could be doing all that without listening to Kenny Chesney.
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this Andrew Tate dickhead
Sure. But that's not about. Some people think THEIR billionaires are freedom fighters, and others are the fucking illuminati. It's fucking stupid. George Soros's net worth is fucking 8 billion. Id love to have 8 billion, but lets face it, in billionaire world he's basically not shit, and folks think he's ruling the entire fucking world with 8 billion dollars. Critical thinking is dead. Of course, the real issue with Soros is probably just that he's a fucking jew, but no one has the balls to own that one.
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this Andrew Tate dickhead
Is she? She gives money to causes she believes in, even if we think they're fucked up. I don't like her, but I also don't think she manipulates world banking markets and hires legions of fucking crisis actors. I don't think she's single handedly responsible for every ill that can remotely be tied to something political. She's a rich person who doesn't think palestinians should be alive, or most middle easterners, and she aggressively donates money to people she thinks furthers that cause.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
You misspelled "Nicole" and "frag."
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2025 Thread of the Rains
Hook'em ATL didn't specify being on a boat in his Michael McDonald jerking-off-while-crying moment of being alive. But careful on that slippery slope. "It's different on a boat, on a boat, Michael Jackson and Diddy are fine." I'm going to go with a crime against humanity still being a crime against humanity, I don't care whether or not you're in international waters.
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Can we talk about Pickles?
What do you do when they give the jars back to you? Nice work. How many gallons of Vinegar did that take?
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2025 Thread of the Rains
I'll field this one: Yes, I'm just not old AF and/or have taste.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Every business model is better than selling ice to eskimos. That's why the saying "He could sell ice to eskimos" is praising the talent of the salesman...not the business model. Perhaps you meant something more along the lines of "Selling Sheep to an Aggie."
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this Andrew Tate dickhead
Just out of curiosity, do you think the legacy of the Koch brothers is a negative or a positive on society? Perhaps, let’s start by you documenting all of the acts and behaviors of George soros so we can get a better idea of how to grade him. Verifiable documentation, mind you, not just the internet boogeyman shit that some people piss their pants about. Show me how his money lead directly to human rights violations and shit. Because other than the fact he donates a lot of money to left wing organizations and candidates after having viewed fascism first hand, I’m not sure I’ve seen anything other than a rich dude who donates to political campaigns and causes. Which makes him no different than Sheldon Adelson and his wife, the Koch Brothers, the guy who owns Home Depot, Elon musk, etc. Or Bill Gates. Of course we know what certain people think of Bill Gates. so tell and show me what soros has done, other than internet speculation, and we can have a conversation. you should read this: https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/who-is-george-soros-and-why-is-he-blamed-in-every-right-wing-conspiracy-theory/
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this Andrew Tate dickhead
Social Marxist theory. Not an algorithm that says “he clicked on this before, serve more of the same because YouTube likes clicks.” please explain to us how a for profit, capitalist company, that exists in America, is pushing “social Marxist” theory against its own financial interest, to…what exactly? have you ever heard of Occam’s Razor? Hell, show me some of this corporate content that specifically advocates for the public ownership of the means of production and all property that is on MSNBC. This isn’t some casual internet tough talk, so I hope this sinks in…you’re one of the dumbest posters on this website. Your brain has been completely hollowed out by right wing media. You have eroded any critical thinking skills you may have once had in favor of buzz word salad that literally doesn’t mean anything. Is living in a conspiracy filled world where the all powerful left and George Soros are out to get you bring you pleasure? Happiness? Get help.