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SydneyCarton

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  1. I swear Rumble was from the Midwest, like Nebraska or something.
  2. Wasn't that RumbleFishStix or something? I think we assumed that dude died.
  3. I dunno. Everyone I know who's moved or lived abroad for extended periods of time loves their healthcare.
  4. That is the house BO&W would build if he won the powerball, right down to the 2-pac poster over his bunk beds.
  5. Holy shit Trooper Taylor still has a job as a college coach.
  6. Not sure I agree. I think espn has done stuff with college players already. You want that Disney money? Get good players.
  7. Counterpoint:
  8. Hell yeah, I mean, the story is pretty fucking great.
  9. I try to avoid entering Florida for any possible reason.
  10. To be fair, Mateer is in fact lighting it up on passes where the WR fakes injury, pretends to leave the field, and is left completely wide open because they're cheating fucks. His completion percentage is 100 on those plays. Unprecedented.
  11. Ah, yes, now I remember Vacation. Yeah, I never watched that one enough to know it all.
  12. I took a 3 or 4 year break from Shaggy after some thin skinned pussies mack brown dick slurpers literally doxxed me to the A&M fanbase because I was mean online. Also,
  13. I think you're still pretty liberal with your mom. I'll show myself out, but before I do I'll offer up: Moose Out Front Shoulda Told Ya Muledick mind bottled
  14. I mean, who the fuck posting on this website except Helobious would be cheering for ND in this scenario? Arkansas is irrelevant. I want ND to lose 2-3 more games. Let them suck ass, and remove themselves from the playoff equation, giving us more wiggle room. Isn't this obvious to the point it doesn't need to be said?
  15. No one had contracts like Jimbo, for sure. But I was specifically referencing Kevin Sumlin, which had the sum total of his contract due within 60 days of termination, with no offset. It's the "within 30-60 days of termination" stuff that blows my fucking mind.
  16. You guys need to stop that shit. It's stupid. Just pay the guy x Dollar amounts per year until it's done, with or without offset, like the rest of us who don't want to be compared to Aggies.
  17. No. "Good news" would have been "Hey, we fucked up the xray, we opened the hand up and it was fine, so we stitched him back up. He'll be good in a week." What Satya posted was just "news" that he was feverishly attempting to squint into jerk-off material.
  18. *I see that @Litig8r's compatriots in the Florida contracts department took their cues from a&m's contract department. Oooof.
  19. I mean, apropos to the thread title, Belichick is indeed riding again.
  20. For you? Probably another failed marriage walking through your office doors.
  21. I think I just finally got through some of the stuff we got during Covid. It takes a concerted effort.
  22. The $200 one I got almost a decade ago is still going strong. I'd say it's a good investment.
  23. Oh come on, that was textbook form and I stuck the landing.
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