Jump to content

SydneyCarton

Certifiably Surly
  • Posts

    21707
  • Joined

  • Days Won

    29

Everything posted by SydneyCarton

  1. Well, someone posted a tweet with screenshots between Barry Switzer and Archie Manning, who are friends.
  2. I won’t go so far as to say you’re perfectly normal, but it’s not because of this behavior. Park Gothic is just weak. Listen, am I going to have to explain to you how camera angles work?
  3. Because the more videos they make, the more visitors YouTube will send them, and the more the algorithm will push their channel, which will increase their advertising dollars. Rinse and repeat that process to remain the top of the algorithm and make more money. Why does Taylor Swift put out an album every damn year versus every 3 years?
  4. I interpreted it as akin to the response folks used to give when someone would shoot them a middle finger: "Why don't you sit on that and spin?"
  5. I'll take these all one by one. Brilliant, factual analysis. Tremendously done. Definitely better than "I know you are but what am I." I can and do all the time. I also post a lot of, objectively, hilarious gifs. Although I'm not sure I SHOULDN'T care about people posting old and already well discussed topics, articles, and links on this website. Why stop at week old shit? Why don't you post some links form Spring Camp? Empirically false statement. See above. I mean, I don't hate calling stupid things stupid. I don't hate making fun of sooners and aggies. I don't hate pointing out bad posters, because it makes the site better. But it's hardly the reason I get out of bed in the morning. I'd much, MUCH prefer it if people didn't post old shit that's been debated and processed over the course of several pages like they're bringing a fucking treat to the board. You know what, I just might do that. I've got some time to kill before I take my kid to soccer practice. Not that you'd ever know about it, you non-reading fuck. Seriously. Just read the thread. Consider my ask here, I'm just asking you to read a fucking thread before you post.
  6. Myles Garrett Speeding Tickets Myles Garrett was cited for speeding at 100 mph in a 60 mph zone on I-71 near Strongsville, Ohio, just after 2 a.m. on August 11, 2025, hours after the Cleveland Browns' first preseason game. This incident marks his eighth speeding citation since joining the Browns in 2017, with the most recent prior ticket occurring in 2022. Garrett was issued a $250 ticket and is scheduled to appear in court on Thursday, August 28, 2025, though he can pay the fine to avoid attending. The speeding citation was issued by Strongsville Police on I-71 south near Drake Road. Garrett was driving a gray Ferrari at the time of the stop. The incident occurred shortly after the Browns' preseason game against the Carolina Panthers in Charlotte, North Carolina. This is Garrett's first speeding ticket since a single-car crash in 2022 where he flipped his Porsche. Garrett has a documented history of speeding violations, including multiple tickets for driving over 100 mph, with a notable instance in 2021 where he was cited twice within 24 hours for speeds of 120 mph and 105 mph.
  7. Technically, I didn't attack you in my post. I pointed out some direct actions you've taken multiple times today, and I asked you a question and suggested an alternative strategy of participating on this thread. Feeling attacked is your own personal reaction to what I said of your actions. I can't control your Shame. That being said... I don't attack people who don't do or say stupid fucking shit. It's not a hard concept...for most. If I did fuck myself, and rotate it, and came back here to let you know, would you even fucking read the post?
  8. Man. This is the second time today you've posted old shit. Do you even read this thread? The 11 warriors blog was posted yesterday, immediately, and dissected over the course of several pages by us. This Film Guy video was posted 8 fucking days ago. Do you think it hasn't made it's way here? I'd highly suggest you actually read the thread instead of just posting on it. It's a way more informative experience.
  9. Quannell X is a piece of shit. He's a Houston legend, but not in the good way, more of in the eye rolling infamous pain in the ass way. All you need to know about him:
  10. Thats the million dollar question. Third Quarter Steve and Swing Toss Steven certainly go through spells of boneheaded shit. Special Teams was another issue last year. The only thing stopping this team is what's between it's ears.
  11. This is my shocked face: https://www.click2houston.com/sports/2025/08/28/north-shore-football-standout-chace-calicut-removed-from-team-switches-schools-after-recent-arrest/ I'll be honest, I'm surprised North Shore dropped him. It's not even a legit murder charge.
  12. You should get down on your knees every day and thank Charlie Strong for roughly buttfucking the realization into you that you can, in fact, be wrong on the internet. This personal rock bottom might have actually turned your life around in positive ways. I hope you send him a Christmas card every year. Ah, so you do admit that you return to this thread over and over again like a deranged stalker to fuck with people who's minds you know you aren't changing. MoTownDerka Back Aagain! Doing a little Quinn E thread swing. It's a huge problem because you know you're not engaging in a good faith debate with anyone, you're just here to troll people. Which basically means you're deliberately shitting all over a thread for personal kicks.
  13. You and zTejas sitting in a tree. That was painted by Hayes Fawcett. What a day this is...
  14. Responding to my post, nah that's not the tell. It's you continuing to returning to this thread, unprompted, where you think everyone other than BO&W is a complete fucking idiot to stir the pot with new content. I was responding to YOUR comment on the quinn ewers thread, not the other way around. You know, this one, which I quoted in my post: No one summed you here today. No one tagged you. You've been at this for years, you know you're not changing anyone's minds. So yeah, there are similarities. And I'm not sure you want to say "well, that guy has been banned X times because of his behavior." Glass houses, my man. You know the truth about Ewers. So why the fuck do you even come back to this thread? I sure as shit don't return to any "Thank you Mack Brown" threads to start shit with obvious, mentally deficient idiots.
  15. Of course you're a Nerd of the Rings guy.
  16. While I appreciate you trying to give me credit, I really do think it was Ewers. The Pancake factory was nice, but Ewers was the wake up bell, and Manning was the air raid siren. Ok, but how would you feel if Quinn had gone to Lake Travis?
  17. While I don't disagree with much of what you wrote, your obsession with Quinn Ewers resembles the losers like Motown who follow your ass around to antagonize you. Weird That being said, Quinn was a heralded recruit, and him coming here helped signal that UT was a place to consider, and he helped change the perception and even the trajectory of this program, along with a lot of other people, obviously. So I'll always be grateful to him for that.
  18. Most of these schlubs can't afford to shop at Brooks Brothers, and the ones that can still probably wouldn't because I don't think they sell cargo shorts and old T shirts.
  19. So you're saying Arbuckle had to change Brent Venables culture? Great sign.
  20. Kellen Mond. Who they hated. He also happens to be the best QB they've had since Manziel.
  21. You think anywhere is safe at night in Ohio after the last time we played there? It's not even safe in Ohio at night, inside a police station, on a normal Wednesday.
  22. It happens several times a year. Here's a famous one from way back: Here's some more:
×
×
  • Create New...