HoustonFrog

Lolz he’s done Watson and Plaintiff discussed scheduling and scheduled a massage to take place at Plaintiff’s house. Prior to the massage, Watson and Plaintiff spoke on the phone to discuss focus areas. Plaintiff asked what type of oils he liked so she could get ready. Watson said whichever oil is fine and explained the focus points. Watson said he wanted the focus to be on area and inner thighs. On the way to Plaintiff’s house, Watson texted Plaintiff asking if anyone would be at her house. Watson said he wanted to “know [his] surroundings.” Plaintiff assured her that it would just be her. Watson arrived at Plaintiff’s house and asked where they would set up. Plaintiff started setting up the massage table when Watson started to immediately undress and take off his clothes with Plaintiff in the room. Watson got completely naked. Plaintiff had never done a massage before so she thought maybe this was normal behavior. Plaintiff instructed Watson to lay on his stomach on the massage table. Plaintiff started massaging his legs and Watson told her she could “come up more.” Watson wanted her to massage the area underneath his genitals and his anus. Again, Plaintiff was not familiar with a Swedish massage so she did not know what was proper. Plaintiff assumed this was normal Plaintiff started to massage near his groin area and Watson asked if she was ready for him to turn on his back. Watson flipped over onto his back and Plaintiff started to massage the inner thigh area. Watson asked her once again to “come up.” Watson told her to massage the groin area. As Plaintiff went to massage his groin area, Watson suddenly ejaculated everywhere, all over Plaintiff’s face, and all over Plaintiff’s body. Watson then started to thrust his body up and down with a full erection. Watson then started to take his own hand and started to masturbate.

Yup.

Texans are fuuuuucked

Being famous and a sexual predator sucks. Everyone gets to find out how fucking weird you are Texans are about to enter pre-2018 Browns territory when Watson bombs out of the league and Texans have no QB and no draft picks

This reeks of tampering by other franchises to drive down Watson’s value. Or the Texans being idiots so that they have a “reason” for trading him for significantly less than he’s worth

Next year will have Dune...

Nomadland was turrible

“Is everybody okay” “Well the fuckin hippies aren’t. That’s for goddamn sure”

I’d be fine with two 1st round and two 2nd round picks as long as you get the Jets #2 pick. You can either take Wilson or trade that pick to someone that wants Wilson and drop to the #5 pick or something and add another late 1st or 2nd round pick. I’d be hitting the fire sale button on Watson internally.

What’s wrong with Giorgi off the court?

When he decides to really turn it on like he has in the last two AO finals, he’s insane. Hits the ball hard but also defends like crazy. His final against Nadal last year was the best performance I’ve ever seen. Maybe Nadals total dismantling of Federer in a FO years back was better.

He’s the best ever. Although AO is perfect for his game

Yeah ended up being a snoozer until late 3rd set. I’m a fan of Medvedev and not Tsitsipas so I was happy. Really hoping Medvedev gets his first GS

Best and most interesting match of the tournament is tonight - Medvedev vs Tsitsipas. They are both playing really good tennis AND they hate each other. Good stuff. I don’t mind Djoker as much as others, but his “injuries” are lame as shit.

2) that’s because not one of them is technically sound in the least. Paul is the closest but has a wimpy forehand. Opelka is just a giant. Fritz is tall but plays small. They all have huge flaws in their forehands and their backhands certainly aren’t elite. 3) that sounds pretty shitty to be honest.

Today/tonight has some of the more intriguing 2R matchups at a GS I’ve seen Djokovic vs Tiafoe Thiem vs Koepfer Opelka vs Fritz Shapo vs Tomic - only interesting because Tomic is a nutcase and his forehand is hilarious Andreescu vs Hsieh weird stuff Sabalenka vs Kasatkina Swiatek vs Giorgi Unfortunately they will only show the Williams matches

Well Pospisil didn’t show up so good choice not showing that. I may do ESPN+

Medvedev vs Pospisil playing and ESPN has Gauff on. Half screen that shit, it’s not close. Oh and now we are going to stay for her interview.

Hope Sinner smokes him

Fuck ESPN for this Serena interview bullshit. I’ve had the TV on for 15 minutes and haven’t seen a point of tennis despite there being like 18 matches currently playing Can’t wait until she retires

Whole thing is idiotic. Either let the players show up and play without insane precautions or cancel the AO. Let another country hold it

I haven’t heard of a single film in the Drama category Looked at last years list and the comedy/musical category was stacked: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood JoJo Rabbit Knives Out Rocketman

Trade Watson to Jets or Miami. Trade Tunsil if you can. And Watt and anyone else with value. Stockpile picks, draft a couple QBs and hope like hell someone pans out

I’m curious to know/hear more

Chiefs are so far ahead of the very other team. They should be 7+ favorites against anyone. How is their cap space able to have all these guys?