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  1. AM Wood
    maybe female mike tyson.
  2. AM Wood

    That Time I Almost Died

    AM Wood replied to RPM's topic in Lulz

    We’ll, that and killing homeless people.
  3. AM Wood

    That Time I Almost Died

    AM Wood replied to RPM's topic in Lulz

    there was a bully in junior high that ran into a barbed wire fence on his mini bike, no helmet. caught it right at the mouth and going back to his ears. he was being a dick to my best friend and i so we went ahead and called him scarface. he and his friend each pulled out knives but didn't have the balls to do anything. we went home and got baseball bats and pushed them around their front yard for a bit embarrassing them in front of their little burn-out friends. drool story, crow. edit: btw, that was not my brush with anything. it was just a dovetailing barbed wire themed story.
  4. AM Wood
    When I read this it comes out in slingblade voice.
  5. AM Wood
    I don’t like filter organs.
  6. AM Wood
    Luckily she put a ziplock bag over the faucet in case it spontaneously for no reason started spouting water. Because when shit goes crazy you just never know.
  7. AM Wood
    this is my rifle, this is my pile...
  8. AM Wood
    i agree. you just can't let that hang out there without clearing it up.
  9. AM Wood

    Colonoscopy

    AM Wood replied to Sbbruin's topic in Lulz

    did they find any shred of your dignity up there?
  10. AM Wood
    one can almost say he stuck the landing.
  11. AM Wood

    Colonoscopy

    AM Wood replied to Sbbruin's topic in Lulz

    that's like two dudes on one chick
  12. AM Wood

    Colonoscopy

    AM Wood replied to Sbbruin's topic in Lulz

    i've heard that's the worst kind of polio.
  13. AM Wood

    Colonoscopy

    AM Wood replied to Sbbruin's topic in Lulz

    appropriate name.
  14. AM Wood
    i'm sorry that you work for a catering service.
  15. AM Wood
    brain damage is cool.
  16. AM Wood
    or this is a good solution at sam's club or costco. but forming your own patties? faulk that.
  17. AM Wood
    yeah, not me. if i need to quickly cook up 40 patties for hungry guests i'm doing it manufacturing line style.
  18. AM Wood
    right? i didn't get enough of that bridge the first time through.
  19. AM Wood
    at least in that situation you end up in hawaii. with this schizo bitch you end up in toledo ohio for $1,500.
  20. AM Wood
    i would like to participate in your monthly roundtables, good sir.
  21. AM Wood
    she told them she'd pay them back when she has the money.
  22. AM Wood
    are you your own granpaw?
  23. AM Wood
    you have to bring a strong lingerie game if you're gonna suck a dick proper.
  24. AM Wood
    we have things like furnaces, space heaters and electric blankets to provide warmth.
  25. AM Wood
    Thank you for that intoxicating run down of your family’s computer proclivities . It answered a lot of lingering questions for me and I’m sure many others.

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