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  1. AM Wood
    someone was hitting the bottle pretty hard last night.
  2. AM Wood
    Those switches are for when disaster happens when I'm not home. i'm just saying, turning off the electricity doesn't necessarily stop water from flowing.
  3. AM Wood
    He’ll put you in a sleeper hold.
  4. AM Wood
    If this ever happens you and your wife should go to the living room and paint each other’s nails while a man goes over and turns the water shut off valve under the sink 90 degrees.
  5. AM Wood
    this sounds super convenient for the never amount of times most people will need that convenience.
  6. AM Wood
    .... or, if you don't live in a trailer you can always open the box and unwire that switch.
  7. AM Wood
    for what porpoise?
  8. AM Wood
    do you have any idea why? maybe it was some sort of stupid ass code requirement.
  9. AM Wood
    was there a viable explanation?
  10. AM Wood
    this still baffles me. i can see the water having a shut off under the sink, but wtf?
  11. AM Wood
    he has a combination of marfan syndrome and white trash disease.
  12. AM Wood
    because you touch yourself at night.
  13. AM Wood
    girls and teenagers.
  14. AM Wood
    periodically.
  15. AM Wood
    i'll send out the tps report.
  16. AM Wood
    this is the old fashioned facebook. "hey look at how great my life is, everybody!"
  17. AM Wood
    what could possibly go wrong?
  18. AM Wood
    the man raised his hands and was quoted as saying "i assumed it was consensual because he didn't run away"
  19. AM Wood
    So you piss in your toilet standing up, drunk and in the dark? Remind me never to grab after dinner mints from the same bowl when you’re pig pen ass is in the vicinity.
  20. AM Wood
    I don’t get out much.
  21. AM Wood
    In the last 5 or so years I have found 2 huge game changers for me. 1. The bidet - it’s obvious 2. Pissing sitting down at night. A. No need to turn on the light B. Drains much better C. No need to wash hands because all you’ve done is pull down your panties and then pulled them back up. it has resulted in a significant sleep increase every night. I recommend it.
  22. AM Wood
    I’d fire your ass the second that came out of your pie hole. Don’t be telling my Mexicans to go find another job.
  23. AM Wood
    just how huge is this bitch?
  24. AM Wood
    ...when the photographer surprised him.
  25. AM Wood
    Do you even make money when you deliver a pizza so far out?

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