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AM Wood

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Everything posted by AM Wood

  1. I hope you have a supportive husband, hun.
  2. that pic makes me want to masturbate and have throw up come out of my dick hole.
  3. did a mustang fuck your sister?
  4. AM Wood replied to luke duke's topic in Lulz
    Thank you for all the details. We do all this for a higher purpose. To serve all humanity.
  5. AM Wood replied to luke duke's topic in Lulz
    2 of those large packs of toilet paper at costco or sam's costs the same as a bidet. it's just silly not to have one.
  6. AM Wood replied to luke duke's topic in Lulz
    this weekend something happened with the water pressure at my house. i went to casually use the bidet in the guest bath without paying to much attention to how much gas i was giving it. it think it was set on "wire edm/hardened tool steel". i had to keep on checking my o-ring for blood. there wasn't any, but i immediately ordered a t-valve from amazon like i have in the master bedroom bidet.
  7. the other planes were probably flashing their brights at him.
  8. i just threw up in my mouth a little.
  9. Psoriasis is sexy.
  10. she's stupid, self absorbed and stubborn. she has to fuck like a banshee.
  11. Hat

    AM Wood replied to Gardner Barnes's topic in Lulz
    that hat out attention whores the harley costumes.
  12. Why would people skydive?
  13. fixed it.
  14. Hat

    AM Wood replied to Gardner Barnes's topic in Lulz
    i hope your car has a sunroof.
  15. she's a match.com 23. so probably 33. she also a match.com 130 lbs. so probably 180.
  16. fonzie has lemur arms.
  17. That’s not even a little bit funny.
  18. AM Wood replied to 52-80's topic in Lulz
    i got a rusty trombone last night so this hits close to home, you guys.
  19. he got slept.
  20. flushable wipes are just like regular wipes except they make them so your fingers break through.
  21. how bad does your boyfriend's caulk smell?
  22. you should have sat him on the bidet and taught him how to clean his ass like a man.
  23. that fucking thing is hung like a horse.
  24. when she dances the band skips.
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