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  1. AM Wood
    Guy checking into hotel room: guy “is the porn in my room disabled?” clerk “no, it’s regular porn you sick bastard.”
  2. AM Wood
    morbidly obese monthly
  3. AM Wood
    i don't know... i laughed a little bit.
  4. AM Wood
    and now you would lose your job and have a court case on your hands for sexual assault. ah, the good old days.
  5. AM Wood
    That is a HUGE bitch!
  6. AM Wood
    it was an evolution thing. not long after the study of beak sizes on finches they looked at this and determined that simply because they have tits, women are incapable of understanding that furnaces and air conditioners only work as on/off.
  7. AM Wood
    remind me never to smoke a joint with you.
  8. AM Wood
    at the very least that leading arm broke in about 3 places.
  9. AM Wood
    what is that an F250? he's going to blow out his tranny.
  10. AM Wood
    a lot of people in the industry knew. how the hell does a really good defensive coordinator not get offered any kind of job once he leaves penn state? he had to be the talk of the town at coaches parties.
  11. AM Wood
    roses are red violets are blue i like spaghetti let's go fuck
  12. AM Wood
    that silk top is very becoming on you. but then again, if i was draped all over your chest like that i'd be coming too.
  13. AM Wood
    A farmer carrying a sheep walks into the kitchen where his wife is cooking. farmer “this is the pig I’m fucking” mrs farmer turns around and says “that’s a sheep you idiot” farmer “I was talking to the sheep”
  14. AM Wood
    I don’t care.
  15. AM Wood
    You mean the one that was 2 lanes over? Wateva
  16. AM Wood
    when that tire hits the car it's almost at the white solid line on the passengers side.
  17. AM Wood
    Like if they have a 3’ x 3’ piece of fabric and they need a 6” Circle for some stupid redit project they will cut it right out of the middle.
  18. AM Wood
    Reading this gave me diahrrea.
  19. AM Wood
    samesies.
  20. AM Wood
    not all of us were so lucky to marry a lesbian.
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  22. AM Wood
    maybe the video is deceiving, but that tire looks easily avoidable... unless you are reading facebook while it's going down.
  23. AM Wood
    and then he could have bought a lawnmower instead of buying her new tits.
  24. AM Wood
    I would bet both of my testicles that it's a woman driver behind the wheel of cam car.
  25. AM Wood
    top one should be called the papillon.

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