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  1. AM Wood
    that's the fattest rodeo clown i ever seent.
  2. AM Wood
    she isn't using it on her back.
  3. AM Wood
    i own this one. tight. like a tiger.
  4. AM Wood
    Butt plugs.
  5. AM Wood
    Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice.... won’t be fooled again.
  6. AM Wood
    Just how huge are you?
  7. AM Wood
    Yeah, hand me the fucking baby and go get yourself the glass of water. and while you’re in there, why don’t you just go ahead and make me a sandwich.
  8. AM Wood
    william "the refrigerator" perry was a bear.
  9. AM Wood
    fuck pandas.
  10. AM Wood
    maybe that's what makes the joke lame.
  11. AM Wood

    I Know Haiku

    AM Wood replied to Somnio's topic in Lulz

    a fart does not necessarily herald a turd
  12. AM Wood
    Please close your lady of the night eating cavity.
  13. AM Wood
    In Michigan that is called a walking taco. More specifically, on University of Michigan’s campus that is called date night because it’s the only warm taco any of those sexless dorks will ever see.
  14. AM Wood

    I Know Haiku

    AM Wood replied to Somnio's topic in Lulz

    Spring is upon us more fruits and vegetables thank you sweet bidet
  15. AM Wood
    crooked teeth. would not bang.
  16. AM Wood
    the problem here is that they never have to feel the consequences for their stupid thinking. the man of the house or some fucking contracter takes care of taping down cardboard and shit so all they see is the finished product. and then they congratulate themselves for their great vision and accomplishment.
  17. AM Wood
    she's passively/aggressively telling you to clean up the got dayamed garage.
  18. AM Wood
    stickin' in your craw?
  19. AM Wood
    you know how they say you should eat stuff with the fewest ingredients on the label, and that you should be able to pronounce each? corn, corn oil, salt fritos originals, bitch.
  20. AM Wood
    get you some. is she hot?
  21. AM Wood
    the triple lindy of message boards.
  22. AM Wood
    the elusive triple post
  23. AM Wood
    here's ours..,
  24. AM Wood
    "i've heard this soap is the best. the lady said that this soap is excellent and she was buying 3 packs" what lady? "she was by the soap buying some." jfc! eye roll.
  25. AM Wood
    if you could share some of that conversation with us it would be nice. you can't yadda yadda over the most important part.

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