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AM Wood

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  1. that's the fattest rodeo clown i ever seent.
  2. she isn't using it on her back.
  3. i own this one. tight. like a tiger.
  4. Butt plugs.
  5. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice.... won’t be fooled again.
  6. Just how huge are you?
  7. Yeah, hand me the fucking baby and go get yourself the glass of water. and while you’re in there, why don’t you just go ahead and make me a sandwich.
  8. william "the refrigerator" perry was a bear.
  9. fuck pandas.
  10. maybe that's what makes the joke lame.
  11. AM Wood

    I Know Haiku

    a fart does not necessarily herald a turd
  12. Please close your lady of the night eating cavity.
  13. In Michigan that is called a walking taco. More specifically, on University of Michigan’s campus that is called date night because it’s the only warm taco any of those sexless dorks will ever see.
  14. AM Wood

    I Know Haiku

    Spring is upon us more fruits and vegetables thank you sweet bidet
  15. crooked teeth. would not bang.
  16. the problem here is that they never have to feel the consequences for their stupid thinking. the man of the house or some fucking contracter takes care of taping down cardboard and shit so all they see is the finished product. and then they congratulate themselves for their great vision and accomplishment.
  17. she's passively/aggressively telling you to clean up the got dayamed garage.
  18. stickin' in your craw?
  19. you know how they say you should eat stuff with the fewest ingredients on the label, and that you should be able to pronounce each? corn, corn oil, salt fritos originals, bitch.
  20. get you some. is she hot?
  21. the triple lindy of message boards.
  22. the elusive triple post
  23. here's ours..,
  24. "i've heard this soap is the best. the lady said that this soap is excellent and she was buying 3 packs" what lady? "she was by the soap buying some." jfc! eye roll.
  25. if you could share some of that conversation with us it would be nice. you can't yadda yadda over the most important part.
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