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  1. AM Wood
    so does your avatar.
  2. AM Wood
    i only use filtered water from the fridge. does that make me weird?
  3. AM Wood

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    AM Wood replied to luke duke's topic in Lulz

    these are the 4 units i have owned. i left the 2 cheap ones at my last place when i moved. they all did the job well. i'd say the kohler is probably the nicest. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07212Y2PW/ref=oh_aui_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1 https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B017Y451GM/ref=oh_aui_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1 https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00JG2824E/ref=oh_aui_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1 https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003TPGPUW/ref=oh_aui_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1
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    AM Wood replied to luke duke's topic in Lulz

    i have 2 of these and they seem to get the job done. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01LR1E6RS/ref=oh_aui_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1
  5. AM Wood
    then i guess divorce?
  6. AM Wood
    better yet get one that her cell phone can unlock.
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    AM Wood replied to luke duke's topic in Lulz

    in my opinion they all function great. i've had 4 different brands. it all comes down to appearances. for me personally i would only go with a low profile one so it doesn't look like some senior assisted living situation is going on. and a t-valve to control pressure is a must. some come with it.
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    cranking the air conditioner unit up to make it run does work. you are getting that confused with the thermostat. if you turn THAT up then you are stupid.
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    AM Wood replied to luke duke's topic in Lulz

    Yeah, I love my butt hole and all but I ain’t spending 6 grand on a terlet.
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    AM Wood replied to luke duke's topic in Lulz

    this is a phenomenon that i fail to understand. I've tried selling the concept to friends and family. only my brother bit. not from being told, but by experiencing one first hand in a european hotel room. "i've been telling you for 3 faulking years!" one of my friends, a doctor of all people, laughs and he thinks (my older models) it looks like something from an old folks home. i just tell him he's afraid that getting that squirt up there will tip him over the edge in deciding he likes big caulks up there.
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    AM Wood replied to luke duke's topic in Lulz

    i swore to myself to post a public service announcement in here when this thread popped back up. proper bidet technique eluded me when i first started bathing my blowhole. i don't know if it was homophobia or fear of blowing something out inside me, but i always clenched my o-ring when i was power washing it. it wasn't until i read something on the other site that the light came on for me. you need to unclench that balloon knot, boys. let the water "come in" a little so it can blast any turtle head lying just behind the ring of fire. just relax that kegel and clean maybe another 1/8" inside the caca cave. trust me, the paper will always come back clean.
  12. AM Wood
    i think i had this faxed to me during the mullet era.
  13. AM Wood
    2x4's. the list is too long.
  14. AM Wood
    Very Obi Wan Kenobi. These are not the droids you’re looking for.
  15. AM Wood
    we need to bring that up to 10 kilos of nutella. yours truly, vic
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    AM Wood replied to luke duke's topic in Lulz

    Skrong
  17. AM Wood
    why would it matter what the temperature is outside? i like it 68-70 in the middle of a michigan winter, and in the heat of the summer.
  18. AM Wood
    Dogs are more racist than people. Have you ever seen Cesar Milan feed the 50 or so dogs at his ranch? After they eat they all go lay in the shade. Rotts with rotts, Shepherds with shepherds, pit bulls with pit bulls. Looks like a high school cafeteria.
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    recycling: yay or nay?

    AM Wood replied to 52-80's topic in Lulz

    I hate the environment.
  20. AM Wood
    No I haven’t yet because I’m not an alcoholic.
  21. AM Wood
    😄i think i'm going to be okay. broseph. i did my square breathing and got my shit packed in again.
  22. AM Wood
    whatever man. good luck with that. my wife controls the same amount of the money and pussy and she would never dream of waking me up unless the house was on fire.
  23. AM Wood
    tell her to find her own fucking tablet and then punch her in the cunt for waking you up. jesus, what are you? her 24hr personal assistant?
  24. AM Wood
    i know reefs. he's a pretty nice guy with a huge caulk.
  25. AM Wood
    Sounds like a liquidation sale.

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