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  1. AM Wood
    you can already tell?
  2. AM Wood

    Bidet Meta Threas

    AM Wood replied to luke duke's topic in Lulz

    god, i envy your friend. that's the double rainbow of shits.
  3. AM Wood

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    AM Wood replied to luke duke's topic in Lulz

    i just lift my knees up to my chest when i poop. it's a good core exercise.
  4. AM Wood
    oh, hi there.
  5. AM Wood
    So shitty toilet paper in the garbage can? It must smell like an outhouse at your moms.
  6. AM Wood
    She only wants to see the ball drop so she can put a pic of it on Facebook. tell her she can grab a great pic on the internet, or she can pay for that shit herself. she sounds like she fucks like a mental patient and you’re going to marry her.
  7. AM Wood

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    AM Wood replied to luke duke's topic in Lulz

    The guy that designs the bidet nozzle assembly is the same guy that designs the carnival attraction where you shoot the stream of water into the clownhead mouth and it fills up the balloon.
  8. AM Wood
    You know.... the way you tell a story...
  9. AM Wood
    Exactly. Immediately after she said she was sorry she went back to thinking about herself and Facebook and shit.
  10. AM Wood
    JUST GUVE HIM THE HAM ALREADY!!!!!! lulz
  11. AM Wood
    the wisconsin vadgers are known for using professional soccer style flopping as a strategy.
  12. AM Wood
    team ham
  13. AM Wood
    i would just try it to see how it is.
  14. AM Wood
    maybe you should divorce her.
  15. AM Wood
    So she’s fat then.
  16. AM Wood
    Is that turkey going scuba diving?
  17. AM Wood
    i just bought my wife her 5th pair for xmas and i don't give a shit. they're cheap and she always gets compliments on hers so it makes her feel good. i spend way more money on toys than that. i always used to laugh at the guys on here complaining about them, but when i put it in perspective it's not a big deal. plus,she would never step in a puddle with them, much less mud. like someone said up there, it's a fashion thing. she doesn't tell me how to play with my toys, i don't tell her how to dress.
  18. AM Wood
    There’s no practical reason to want or need a Michael Kors purse or a pair of those fucking ugly hunter boots either, but Gina has them and so will I!
  19. AM Wood
    I’d suck her cock a little bit.
  20. AM Wood
    That website is off the hook. I am now sold on essential oils.
  21. AM Wood
    You know what? I better check because I wasn’t thinking that maybe I could grab the wrong stuff. They probably have the right stuff and the wrong stuff right next to each other. let me check... (squeezes own tits)... nope. No tits. It must be the right stuff.
  22. AM Wood
    she thought it was "make it, take it."
  23. AM Wood
    and don't mention the sharks.
  24. AM Wood
    tic-tac, sir?
  25. AM Wood
    got dayum. she must hump like a rabbit, tho.

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