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FloridaHorn

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  1. They went for two just to fuck me.
  2. All these fuck sticks have talked about is all that Michigan lost….meanwhile, Texas put 11 in the draft and still showed up today
  3. We are playing prevent with our backups and you guys are bitching
  4. Sark pushed the mass subs button
  5. Yes, they will be on the Texas helmets next Saturday
  6. Those aren’t dildos, they are real, and they are large
  7. Sherron’s Moore looks like he is about to be questioned by the police.
  8. We had a screen called against an all out blitz. It was a good call Michigan just mugged the RB
  9. Texas with almost 300 yds in the half….Mich is less than 90
  10. Sark has been great in the 1st half. D has been salty and Quinn should get his invite to NYC when the game ends.
  11. How many hours can you have an erection before you need to see a Dr?
  12. Up by two TDs and it don’t feel like Michigan gets two TDs all day
  13. Texas and Bowling Green are gang raping the B1G today
  14. That’s a swell idea!
  15. Big Cam is Michigan’s best player
  16. Fucking Makuba!
  17. Get a stop here, score again and Michigan will have to play catch up with 2 shitty QBs
  18. Let the fucking blowout commence.
  19. Hopefully some gave Cam Williams some Adderal between series.
  20. Well, he’s a 99 speed in my dynasty.
  21. Texas about to put a 30 spot on the greatest defense that never was. Too much speed, and they can’t cover all of them. Quinn lets his nuts hang for 300 yds plus and Arch is playing in the 4th qtr.
  22. This is true, they could very well make the playoff...and then they will promptly get boat raced in the first round.
  23. MIchigan has a really good, disciplined defense. Their gameplan this weekend is simple to understand, and we will find out Saturday if it is simple to achieve. They want to control the clock, play field position, and force their opponents into mistakes which create short field situations for their pedestrian offense. They will run the ball 65-70% of the time on Saturday, if we allow that. If they get behind and have to throw to win, it will get ugly quickly. I expect that Orji plays a lot this weekend, simply because he gives them another RB in the backfield. If Texas can play with gap integrity and discipline on defense, we will hold them under 200 total yards. I expect the Horns to win this game by at least two touchdowns, because I don't think Michigan has the horses to run with our skill position players for 4 qtrs.
  24. As I watched the ags and Irish slapfight last weekend, I was unfortunately taken back to a dark period for me as a Texas fan. The year was 2016, Texas' 3rd season under Charlie Strong. Texas started that season against a top 10 ND team that I had very little hope we would beat. Behind the arm of Buchelle and the running of Swoopes, Texas pulled off the huge upset. That night, for the first time I heard the phrase that would haunt me for the next several years..."Texas is Back!" As the season wore on, it became apparent that neither the Horns or the Irish were worth a shit and the Horns were in fact "Not Back". That brings me to last weekend, where the ags lost a close game to the highly ranked Irish. Many ags have taken solace in fact that their team fought hard in Elko's first game, and could've won if they would have caught a few more breaks. My gut tells me that by the end of this season, most will realize that just like in 2016, the Irish are just not very good. Even harder for them to accept will be the fact that they are not very good either, and the Elko experiment may not be working according to plan.
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