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FloridaHorn

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  1. Actually, it’s closer to wheelchair basketball.
  2. How's your pizza at CiCi's now days?
  3. Someone find out where Worthy's corvette is.
  4. This is a lazy take based on the perception that Worthy took a step back. Marion is a plus recruiter, and coach and it will be awesome if we can keep him for the next year.
  5. apparently getting on an Olineman for jumping 3 times in one game or because they miss a block makes you a bad teammate now.
  6. He held the ball too long a few times, one of which resulted in disaster, but he also completed 75% of his passes for almost 200 yards. Some people don’t really understand what they are watching.
  7. If Saban can fix em’ that’s usually a big clue.
  8. Blood and Semen is a great name for the Baylor NIL fund.
  9. Just rewatched the game, because apparently I am sick like that. By my count, there were 6 drops, 2 by Worthy and Sanders, 1 by Billingsly, and the one where the rec. ran his route out of bounds. Those catches would’ve been hood for about 50 yards. 23/39 for 225 yds is not a terrible stat line. Recruits can see this and they understand.
  10. Did you see 1sr down? Their dline is playing in our backfield
  11. Dorsey is the one who fucked up that play.
  12. Start FAST and finish these fuckers.
  13. The problem is, Coach Flood ain't playing no 300 lb tackle.
  14. Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
  15. If we are going to start comparing to Texas white defensive ends, Brian Robinson is a much closer comparison than Breckyn Hager.
  16. My birthday for those who still have shopping to do!
  17. You will never get invited to one of these swinger parties with that attitude.
  18. Quick, someone do a wellness check on Perroni. That dude sounds like he is ready to put on the dress blues and put a bullet in his brain pan.
  19. Fuck the spies, find the swingers!
  20. In short no, but this is the biggest weekend for Longhorn football in several years. All eyes on the Horns, a chance to firmly plant the Horns in the driver's seat for the BIG XII title game, and 4* and 5* recruits lining the stands. So desperate times call for desperate measures.
  21. I will repeat this prayer every day until the game is over, and I’d suggest you guys follow suit. Dear 6 lb 8 oz baby Jesus, please don’t let the Longhorns shit the bed this weekend. Amen.
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