Everything posted by FloridaHorn
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2023 EDGE Colton Vasek
If we are going to start comparing to Texas white defensive ends, Brian Robinson is a much closer comparison than Breckyn Hager.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
My birthday for those who still have shopping to do!
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
You will never get invited to one of these swinger parties with that attitude.
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
Quick, someone do a wellness check on Perroni. That dude sounds like he is ready to put on the dress blues and put a bullet in his brain pan.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Fuck the spies, find the swingers!
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
In short no, but this is the biggest weekend for Longhorn football in several years. All eyes on the Horns, a chance to firmly plant the Horns in the driver's seat for the BIG XII title game, and 4* and 5* recruits lining the stands. So desperate times call for desperate measures.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I will repeat this prayer every day until the game is over, and I’d suggest you guys follow suit. Dear 6 lb 8 oz baby Jesus, please don’t let the Longhorns shit the bed this weekend. Amen.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Hasn't even been de committed for 5 hours and we have already forgotten about him.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
"Keep my safeties name out yo' Fuckin' mouth!"
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I love this staff's "if you're looking, we're looking approach," but I am not sure why Williams would consider jumping ship with what we have coming in this class and the fact that he is a day 1 starter.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Hicks and Vasek have been rumored to want to play together. Hill is decommitted and Hicks could be next. We don't have time to discuss, I will explain everything once we get in the bunker.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Please 6 lb 8 oz baby Jesus don't let the Longhorns shit the bed this weekend...Amen.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
This certainly aged well. LOL
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Game Week- TCU
Yes, but they were all related. That makes a difference.
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Texas Longhorns @ Kansas State Wildcats - 6pm on FS1
Drag to Sanders or RPO to Whittington.
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Texas Longhorns @ Kansas State Wildcats - 6pm on FS1
This is the worse fucking zone defense I have ever seen
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Texas Longhorns @ Kansas State Wildcats - 6pm on FS1
There is not a LB in the country that can cover Vaughn, why do we keep trying????
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Texas Longhorns @ Kansas State Wildcats - 6pm on FS1
Ford was man to man on Vaughn. That wasn’t zone.
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Sam Ehlinger
This is awesome for Sam….it seems like only a few years ago that a lot of Texas fans were talking about Sam not being a good QB.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Worthy, Cain, Watts, Jamison all have that in common. They have zero field awareness and ball skills. Overall, this team plays dumb, and that is 100% on the coaches.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Sark will probably give them two quizzes this week. We will be unstoppable.
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oSu sark post presser
Seems like the only thing Gideon has taught them is how to drop interceptions
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
You’re the nurse, what the hell you asking me for?
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Texas vs oklahoma state - 2:30pm on ABC
Sanders has been only slightly less shitty than Ewers
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Texas vs oklahoma state - 2:30pm on ABC
It was literally 5’ over his head and behind him.