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FloridaHorn

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  1. Watched this game, just prior to the Horns shitshow Vs FSU. Ok State is legit. I will try and post more pics when I get home tonight, but right now I am heading out for a steak and several beers.Texas has got to find a way to play defense, or we will finish middle of the pack in the Big XII
  2. The girls have arrived in Clearwater!
  3. I will in Clearwater for the tournament on Friday. This weekend will go along way on telling us where this team is headed for the rest of the year. I will post some screen shots from the fields when I have a chance.
  4. Got home last night to find the wife intently studying her Ipad. I don't pay much attention for the first 20-30 minutes, but then I have to ask... "Honey, what are you studying over there?" Wife: "I shopping for mini horses." Me: "Oh...wait, what the fuck did you just say?" Wife: "I really want a horse, but I know we don't really have the space for one, so I am looking at mini horses." Me: "Uh, you realize we live in a gated subdivision in the middle of fucking Tampa, Florida don't you." Wife: "Yes, I understand that, but we are allowed to have small animals...that is why the horse in miniature."
  5. Then we would have to worry about the numbers.
  6. My wife sings like this, but in the shower. The next time she is on key, or hits a note, will be her first. At least she admits to being a terrible singer.
  7. Today I get a phone call at work, from the wife. She is whispering and sounds a bit nervous... Wife: Did you just get home? Me: No, I'm at work. Wife: The alarm chime just went off on the door, someone is in the house. Me: Which door? (frantically pulling up my security cam footage) Wife: I don't know, I'm hiding in my closet. Me: I just checked every entrance, the cameras don't show anyone coming or going. Wife: Oh, nevermind....it was my Roomba.
  8. I know my avatar is an actual ct scan from my last OR visit.
  9. Lock it down, turn off the lights on your way out. It's time to move onto 2023 boys.
  10. A middle school diploma is not an advanced degree.
  11. Worthy, Billingsly, Neyor, Whittington and Thompson sounds pretty good to me, although I would prefer Rice, Irvin, Moss and Megatron as well.
  12. Nothing but a bunch of Neyor Sayers on this thread.
  13. Olympics? Did you play for Urban Meyer at Florida?
  14. The others are fine, but no fucking way I'm allowing an Olympian in my lockerroom.
  15. The head coaches job is to get the best players and coach them up. Not upgrading when you have a chance will get you fired much faster than hoping you don’t hurt a players feelings.
  16. This is the hard hitting analysis we all come here for. If the offense and defense play well, we win if both play bad we lose. Outstanding work.
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