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FloridaHorn

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  1. I am glad we moved on from Harry Potter and can now spend 3 pages shaming the fucking Avatar crowd.
  2. While there is no doubt that aggy dropped lots of bags this cycle, these numbers being spouted about make zero fucking sense. Aggy will sign somewhere near 25 kids this class, are we to believe that each of them received 1 million plus, or are we taking the stance that several got multimillion dollar deals and others got zero? Either way, this smells just like the bullshit that it is.
  3. "Alexa, Play Glory Days by Bruce Springsteen."
  4. it's radiant heat from the outgoing transfer portal.
  5. obviously psyching themselves up for their weekend Fantasy Dungeons and Dragons Draft. Where they all sit around on their macbooks, sipping frothy starbucks drinks and eating fucking granola. This page has me yearning for more talk about brisket, craft beer, cheese puns, and geograpy.
  6. Great, weeeeee're back and we suck again, all at the same time.
  7. I'm told his father was almost 40 years old by the time he gained 20 lbs.
  8. Spoiler alert….they are also fat.
  9. More crazy talk again yesterday. The coaches job is to put the best players on the field. If D’shawn is on of the best 11, he will play. It might be at corner, it might be at nickel or it might be at safety. The best 11 defensive players will be on the field.
  10. This shit is comical at best, and extremely ignorant at worst. If the guy is good enough to play for tOSU and lead that group in interceptions, it is incredibly short sighted to think he isn’t better than the weekly shit show Texas rolled out there last year.
  11. Exactly, he was a redshirt freshman this year at tOSU, but surly ain’t excited to have him.
  12. Maybe they spent their travel money on 5* recruits.
  13. Training tables, S&C departments, and nutrition in general is a lot different today than it was 30 years ago. Not to mention that 245lbs was a good size for a DE in that era.
  14. In Quinn's defense, he probably thought you were Tom Herman.
  15. He must of heard about our Surly Split Ends program we are going to launch.
  16. Exactly as I see it as well. Black markets will always exist, in every lane. No matter how good the legal weed is, there will still be someone slinging nickel bags on the corner, just like Cletus will still be making shine in some dirty copper still in the mountains of West Virginia, despite the fact there are better alternatives at the store. There will always be people who seek to get one over, by dealing under the table. NIL will never satisfy those folk, but it will level the playing field for the vast majority.
  17. I don't give a shit if he throws it granny style if its on time and accurate.
  18. Best part of all of this, is that in that very highlight that you are referencing, Quinn throws the ball with timing, velocity, and accuracy that only a few people on this planet can, and yet here we are bitching about side arm delivery.
  19. There is no way he is an effective killer with mechanics like that, and the mullet makes him easy to pick out in a line up.
  20. We are getting a waddling Fat Rashaan Gary
  21. You think he is leaving 3 million a year and a HC position to coach WR at UT? That's some rich thinking right there.
  22. Damn, what an off season. Riley to USC, Cristobal to Miami, Elko to Duke, Pancake Factory, and late recruiting momentum. Then just when that momentum was slowing due to aggy dropping bags like South Austin's mom drops panties, Sark starts dropping the hammer on a few shitty coaches and Riley says hold my beer and poaches Jimbo's Oline coach. What will happen this week to keep the fun going?
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