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FloridaHorn

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  1. 45-12 Texas. Sark work on the run game and shows nothing once the lead is secured 321 yds 204/117/0
  2. I’m sure his masseuse will appreciate that.
  3. Damn I miss Alyssa Washington.
  4. Traffic is a bitch in Lincoln.
  5. He was injured while patting himself on the back.
  6. Shedur will be dead by week 4 at this rate.
  7. Lol….they almost lost to USF last year.
  8. Her name is Forrest Plump
  9. That tradition runs deep and will not be entrusted to the timid or weak.
  10. Took the wife out for a quick bite to eat here in Tampa, and still had on my Texas gear. Michigan fan came up and said “y’all absolutely kicked our ass today.”
  11. I mentioned a few days ago in this thread how last weeks game reminded me of our victory over ND. Turned out that year that we both sucked and the ags are going to realize they lost to a pretty shitty team.
  12. They went for two just to fuck me.
  13. All these fuck sticks have talked about is all that Michigan lost….meanwhile, Texas put 11 in the draft and still showed up today
  14. We are playing prevent with our backups and you guys are bitching
  15. Sark pushed the mass subs button
  16. Yes, they will be on the Texas helmets next Saturday
  17. Those aren’t dildos, they are real, and they are large
  18. Sherron’s Moore looks like he is about to be questioned by the police.
  19. We had a screen called against an all out blitz. It was a good call Michigan just mugged the RB
  20. Texas with almost 300 yds in the half….Mich is less than 90
  21. Sark has been great in the 1st half. D has been salty and Quinn should get his invite to NYC when the game ends.
  22. How many hours can you have an erection before you need to see a Dr?
  23. Up by two TDs and it don’t feel like Michigan gets two TDs all day
  24. Texas and Bowling Green are gang raping the B1G today
  25. That’s a swell idea!
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