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2019 Houston Astros Thread
pissing this game away...
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Texas vs OU series.
f'in little league play there...
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Wait...chicks don’t like “Top Secret?”
Surely they laughed at the cow/bull scene. "Now get over there and pull that OHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
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4 Days in Denver
Weather can still be sketchy this time of year, beautiful one day and wintery the next day. Only thing I can add is maybe a day trip to Estes Park for hiking in RMNP or Fort Collins for rafting on Cache la Poudre River. Driving on I-25 between Denver and Colorado Springs has become a headache, especially if there is an accident. Someone mentioned Beau Jo's Pizza which left me jonesing for a mountain pie...we used to always stop in Idaho Springs after skiing but they now have locations in Ft Collins & Denver.
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69 year old grandmother arrested for CBD oil at Disneyworld
The pic of the 69-yo great grandmother looks like a 39-yo or 49-yo person. No wrinkles in the neck area and she paid for a top notch hair coloring job; no grey or grey roots. That CBD stuff must be the fountain of youth.
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Deadwood
May 31st Unfortunately no Powers Boothe, RIP "murdering, thieving cocksucker" Trailer:
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Requesting all ranchers. Will cows beat me up?
- What's the right amount to spend on a cock ring these days?
I lost mine in your mom last night...- TEXAS @ BAYLOR Series
- TEXAS @ BAYLOR Series
- Xavier @ Texas Series
Looks like a good weekend to boost the BA's. (Hopefully Texas averages)- Texas @ Incarnate Word, 7:00
Swings at a pitch a foot off the plate for strike three and the final out...- Texas @ Incarnate Word, 7:00
"Bouncing ball to 3rd base..." (SS fields it and throws out the runner)- Texas @ Incarnate Word, 7:00
Can you imagine this announcer and Galindo in the same booth?- Texas @ Incarnate Word, 7:00
Ford is just not good at turning the double play. But Ellis can turn it from CF...- Texas @ TCU Series
I hope we have enough gas in the tank to beat Incarnate Word on Tuesday.- NIT Selection Sunday - 7:30 3/17 ESPNU
Tell us more about this coach drawing up a play thingy...how does it work?- Texas @ Stanford series
- Texas @ Stanford series
You know... Coaches know Fields has control problems, yet they bring him in again to face the same situation and expect a different result. That's on the coach. I know we're out of arms blah, blah, blah...- Texas @ Stanford series
high schoolers can field that shit- Johnny Manziel released, barred from CFL
aggy over @ texags saying he purposely tested positive for drugs and sodomized huskies & eskimos to get kicked out so he could play ball in XFL.- Johnny Manziel released, barred from CFL
F Canada #righttoworkcountry- Game 28: Texas at Baylor, ESPN2, 8 PM
Almost wish we could go back to the Tom Pender's days...- Things not going well for Oprah Winfrey
just a tax shelter now- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Last night I get home, eat dinner, go upstairs and turn on the TV and there is a Directv error code 775 bad connection between satellite dish and receiver. I check the coax cable connections, the HDMI connections and pulling the power cable to reset and nothing works. I have several movies recorded so I turn them on and head to bed after 9pm. At 5:30am this morning I walk in the family room and the wife is checking the connections at the TV (in other words, fucking shit up). Me: "What's up with Directv?" Wife: "You need to go outside and check the satellite dish and connections, that's what the error code says". Me: "I'm not checking in the dark, I'll have a look at lunch time." At lunch time I grab a ladder and the satellite is bolted down super tight and all the connections are secure but it dawned on me the wife was painting walls in the kitchen earlier in the week and had unscrewed some outlets. So I go inside and check the combo outlet with a coax cable and phone cable and sure enough, the coax cable is loose at the connection. Me: "Nothing wrong outside". Wife: "Directv is coming out at 8am in the morning. They had promo's so I signed up for free this and free that, all for $8.95 a month". Me: "The coax cable is loose on the kitchen outlet." Wife: "THAT CABLE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE TV. IT'S FOR THE INTERNET AND PHONE CONNECTIONS". (Like she's some kind of expert electrician). I walk into our bedroom and the TV fires up normal... Me: "TV in the bedroom works fine now". Wife turns on the family room TV and it fires up... - What's the right amount to spend on a cock ring these days?
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