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Victorious1

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  1. The pic of the 69-yo great grandmother looks like a 39-yo or 49-yo person. No wrinkles in the neck area and she paid for a top notch hair coloring job; no grey or grey roots. That CBD stuff must be the fountain of youth.
  2. Victorious1

    Deadwood

    May 31st Unfortunately no Powers Boothe, RIP "murdering, thieving cocksucker" Trailer:
  3. I lost mine in your mom last night...
  4. furk
  5. furk
  6. Looks like a good weekend to boost the BA's. (Hopefully Texas averages)
  7. Swings at a pitch a foot off the plate for strike three and the final out...
  8. "Bouncing ball to 3rd base..." (SS fields it and throws out the runner)
  9. Can you imagine this announcer and Galindo in the same booth?
  10. Ford is just not good at turning the double play. But Ellis can turn it from CF...
  11. I hope we have enough gas in the tank to beat Incarnate Word on Tuesday.
  12. Tell us more about this coach drawing up a play thingy...how does it work?
  13. You know... Coaches know Fields has control problems, yet they bring him in again to face the same situation and expect a different result. That's on the coach. I know we're out of arms blah, blah, blah...
  14. high schoolers can field that shit
  15. aggy over @ texags saying he purposely tested positive for drugs and sodomized huskies & eskimos to get kicked out so he could play ball in XFL.
  16. F Canada #righttoworkcountry
  17. Almost wish we could go back to the Tom Pender's days...
  18. just a tax shelter now
  19. Last night I get home, eat dinner, go upstairs and turn on the TV and there is a Directv error code 775 bad connection between satellite dish and receiver. I check the coax cable connections, the HDMI connections and pulling the power cable to reset and nothing works. I have several movies recorded so I turn them on and head to bed after 9pm. At 5:30am this morning I walk in the family room and the wife is checking the connections at the TV (in other words, fucking shit up). Me: "What's up with Directv?" Wife: "You need to go outside and check the satellite dish and connections, that's what the error code says". Me: "I'm not checking in the dark, I'll have a look at lunch time." At lunch time I grab a ladder and the satellite is bolted down super tight and all the connections are secure but it dawned on me the wife was painting walls in the kitchen earlier in the week and had unscrewed some outlets. So I go inside and check the combo outlet with a coax cable and phone cable and sure enough, the coax cable is loose at the connection. Me: "Nothing wrong outside". Wife: "Directv is coming out at 8am in the morning. They had promo's so I signed up for free this and free that, all for $8.95 a month". Me: "The coax cable is loose on the kitchen outlet." Wife: "THAT CABLE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE TV. IT'S FOR THE INTERNET AND PHONE CONNECTIONS". (Like she's some kind of expert electrician). I walk into our bedroom and the TV fires up normal... Me: "TV in the bedroom works fine now". Wife turns on the family room TV and it fires up...
  20. This thread now hits close to home. Kid fired a gun at my son's high school (Rio Rancho, NM) today just minutes before classes started. According to him, the kid was a special ed kid who fired it into the ceiling, dropped the gun and hauled ass. Good to know the cops responded quickly and caught the kid (it's all open area, no place to hide). https://www.kob.com/albuquerque-news/police-respond-to-shots-fired-call-at-cleveland-high-school/5246302/
  21. she looks right at home in that swing. he, on the other hand, is thinking "no more strap-on dildo's going up my ass once we're outta here".
  22. what a relief. I was waiting for the "some animals WERE harmed during the filming of __" disclaimer.
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