Victorious1

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I don't thing my wife would break into anyone's vehicle BUT I wouldn't put it passed her to break out a window before checking to see if the door was unlocked if she thinks it's an emergency.

Brotha...isn't this part of the reason we have this thread? Wives will always somehow manage to defy all laws of reason, physics, nature, etc. And she had her friend with her who is also married (a wife).

Yes, I keep the second fob and the extra spare key. You think I would give my wife two fobs?

did we cover?

Locking keys in the car... How many times have you had to deal with this? It's happened at least a half dozen times in 24 years of being married but this event goes like this: I'm about 20 minutes from finishing the day in the office, on the phone with one of guys on the east coast getting an update on a customer meeting and my cell rings and I see it's the wife so I put him on hold to answer. M: Hey. What's up? H: (panic) I LOCKED MY KEYS IN THE CAR. You need to come unlock my car. M: OK, let me get off this call and I'll head over. She's across town with one of her friends watching the state cheer competition, normally a 20-25 min drive but at late afternoon probably a 35 min drive. I get off the call and start grabbing my stuff to head out and my cell/wife rings again. H: Never mind, I got inside the car and you don't have to drive over. M: Great! How did you get in? H: Well, I guess we forgot to lock the passenger door... Part of me was relieved I didn't have to spend 1.5 hours in traffic and part of me was WTF.

As Kansas started dribbling out the clock while holding a 22-point lead in the final seconds, Kansas State’s DaJuan Gordon stole the ball and started dribbling down the court in an effort to secure one last layup. Kansas’ Silvio De Sousa, however, sprinted behind Gordon and came up with a massive block as he attempted the layup, sending Gordon down into the baseline. Almost instantly, both teams swarmed the scene on the baseline, which sparked the wild brawl that spilled down into the crowd and media section underneath the basket. Several punches were thrown in the incident, and De Sousa even picked up a chair at one point, though it was taken away from him before he could do anything with it.

Anyone watching? Both benches emptied near the end of game and all were ejected leaving only the 10 on the floor to finish the game.

Knock out 2020 this weekend. Probably peaked too early and hit my quota for the year (married 24 years). See you guys in 2021...

WTF? 2020 Rock & Roll Music Hall of Fame Inductees

I see both feet on the ground when contact is made. Only problem I see is he didn't wrap up.

How long until "just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in..."?

https://www.rockhall.com/class-2020-nominees Who do you got? Kind of pulling for Judas Priest to make it in this year. Pat Benatar* Dave Matthews Band* Depeche Mode The Doobie Brothers* Whitney Houston* Judas Priest Kraftwerk MC5 Motorhead* Nine Inch Nails The Notorious B.I.G.* Rufus featuring Chaka Khan Todd Rundgren Soundgarden* T. Rex* Thin Lizzy* *First time on ballot

I thought they moved to LA?

got damn guy. you've been holding to this for how long?

Only mentioned slightly more than "Ossai hated football when he came to America" and "Shackleford knows signing".

About to say the same thing except "head down and lock on the grass" approach.

need to outlaw sticks. then we wouldn't have this sort of violence...

Sam has to read that on and not make the pass...stupid

"Y'all wanna win? Put Boobie in..."

very aggy of you

Negative, in New Mexico at least two more years.

not low IQ but willing to learn, will they send us someplace special?

100% get yur ISU shirt. Be sure to bring something warm to wear under it, might be the warmest day until next spring. Ames, IA 10 Day Weather 10:56 am CST Print DAY DESCRIPTION HIGH / LOW PRECIP WIND HUMIDITY TODAY NOV 11 Partly Cloudy/Wind 20°2° 0% NNW 20 mph 58% TUE NOV 12 Mostly Sunny 23°17° 0% SSW 11 mph 56% WED NOV 13 PM Snow Showers 33°18° 40% SSW 12 mph 76% THU NOV 14 Sunny 29°19° 10% NW 8 mph 75% FRI NOV 15 Mostly Sunny 38°25° 10% ENE 6 mph 82% SAT NOV 16 Mostly Cloudy 43°30° 20% SSE 13 mph 78%

I don't think I have seen the like of this thread... UT fan: We suck, we'll lose. ISU fan: No we suck more, we'll lose. UT fan: Didn't you see how bad we suck??? We have this loss wrapped up. ISU fan: Didn't you see our last game??? We suck way more and will lose. UT fan: Are you f'n kidding me? Our coach does ____ and ___ to suck. Eat shit and die stupid ISU fan...