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  1. Yarbr
    That rig is definitely equipped with a wireless kill switch.
  2. Yarbr
    The second view shows a picture of the high center warning sign. That driver methed up.
  3. Yarbr
    After that. Did he stop or fly away?
  4. Yarbr
    I really need to see what happens after he lands.
  5. Yarbr
    Punching someone on the head with your pinky and ring knuckle will fuck your shit up.
  6. Yarbr
    All the AI’s have shitty face pubes. I missed #4.
  7. Yarbr
    I feel like the cat thing is too easy. What does the guy do, a cat door or is it going to murder and shit all over the cabin? I’ve never had a cat, I don’t know how they work.
  8. Yarbr
    I had a friend whose dad flew the Goodyear out of the Spring location. He’d fly over our neighborhood often. He also raised ostriches.
  9. Yarbr
    Sounds like his final words were “punch me motherfummpphh…” most excellent
  10. Yarbr
    My son and I get to go to the bustling town of Gatesville to get his DL. I checked, you can renew up to 6 months early. Plenty of appointments 2 months out, but it really goes against my procrastinators heart.
  11. Yarbr
    I wear the trusty G-Shock daily.
  12. Yarbr
    I feel like the missing part is the building was already slated for demo and there were people illegally in it when it collapsed.
  13. Yarbr
    All publicity is good publicity
  14. Yarbr
    You sound like you’d rush out and help in this scenario? There are several steps I’d have to complete before exiting my house. Even if my family wasn’t home.
  15. Yarbr
    My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it.
  16. Yarbr
    I only order Whataburger via the app. They still fuck it up, but way less.
  17. Yarbr
    That is not turtle’s first rodeo.
  18. Yarbr
    Isn’t he offsides?
  19. Yarbr
    Nice marmot
  20. Yarbr
    They had a ton of planes out there. I live near Jim Hogg and they were passing over me on their path to pick up water from the lake. Wild shit.
  21. Yarbr
    It’s happening to me as well.
  22. Yarbr
    I’d
  23. Yarbr
    If have tried just to fuck with him
  24. Yarbr
    I have a call in to Cody, but did you find anyone?
  25. Yarbr
    Congratulations, good for you my man.

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