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Frank The Tank

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  1. To get her back here, she is breastfeeding and it is unbelievably stressful and a huge pain in the ass. Apparently when you have a baby samples of baby shit just start showing up at your house.
  2. Come home from work to this Jenga game on top of the recycling. God forbid someone else in this house take the trash out. No room? Just pile it on top! Someone else will deal with it!
  3. She was also a SEAL so I’m pretty sure it was shaved too when they shaved her head.
  4. In that scenario, can you pause the game on YTTV and then fast forward once the game goes to commercial to catch back up?
  5. To get paid what she was owed under her contract?
  6. Dave, Sherby doesn’t think the Navy hangs people from yardarms anymore.
  7. The look on Weinburg’s face afterwards is priceless too. Like “Me? What the fuck did I do? I was just sitting here.”
  8. You don’t even KNOW me. Ordinarily it takes someone HOURS to discover I’m not fit to handle a defense.
  9. When drinking from a straw, like eating fast food. In real life it doesn’t make any noise until the cup is virtually empty and someone tries to suck up every last drop of liquid. In movies and TV it seems to always make that slurping sound, even if they just sat down and are taking their first drink. It’s supposed to be filling awkward silence or be funny, but it’s just terribly annoying.
  10. Was the Swedish-German joke a one time thing or an ongoing bit that Norm ran with? I’ve only seen it once and I don’t think Andy got the joke. It didn’t insinuate that he was gay, it insinuated that he got forcefully anal raped against his will. I might be wrong, but I don’t think that makes anyone who is gay think “What is wrong with me?”
  11. Dorff did a pretty damn good job in season 3 of true detective. Someone in Hollywood noticed and is giving him a shot at a comeback. They tried to make it work with some doomed Fox show called Deputy, but I hope he succeeds with this.
  12. You’ve heard not one shred of testimony or evidence and have already decided that the guy is “clearly guilty?” You’re what’s wrong with America.
  13. That’s not his daughter.
  14. You didn’t really want one that bad if you stopped making Bloody Mary’s simply because you couldn’t get any olives.
  15. Hang on…You think the plan is, or at some point was, for Nate to end up as the manager?
  16. You think there’s only one best bite of a steak? I’m just saying I keep one bite of whatever is the best part of the meal as my last bite instead of salad or potatoes or something else. It does nothing to lessen my enjoyment of the entire rest of the steak.
  17. That sounds not trivial. But, I also don’t exactly know what it means.
  18. I’m not gonna lie, I save a perfect bite of steak for my last bite to make sure it’s not sides or salad I taste last at the end of a great meal.
  19. Rice crisps and wheat bread? You are living on the edge.
  20. Simple seems to think you ought to be able to teach your kid their address by age 2…after having just told the story about how he didn’t know his own bus stop at 5 in kindergarten. Moron.
  21. So on any given day you walk into the garage and it’s 50/50 on which car you drive, or which one is left after she’s driven off in the other? Y’all don’t have “your car” and “my car?”
  22. I was diagnosed with Chronic Myleiod Leukemia in 2016 and have been on what I’d call chemo “light” since early 2017. Got my Moderna shots in January and February. My oncologist called yesterday to recommend the #3 booster shot. I walked into Walgreens yesterday around 5pm and got it. I feel like hammered dog shit today, just like I did after #2, but happy as hell to have gotten it.
  23. Pintos and cheese isn’t on the menu anymore and it’s a damn shame.
  24. Awesome episode. Are you tearing up?
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