Firemans4Horn

we won that piece of shit conference once in the last 14 seasons.

Life alert.ai would sell like hot cakes on a Fox News infomercial.

ChilisInvicta

During her days as a prosecutor tackling major cartels in California, Kamala Harris often found herself working late into the night, poring over case files and strategizing her next move. It was during these marathon sessions that she developed an unwavering affection for Chili’s baby back ribs—a comfort food that fueled her determination and reminded her of simpler joys amid the intensity of her job. The smoky, savory taste became her signature indulgence, a symbol of resilience and reward after relentless battles for justice. As she rose through the ranks and contemplated her broader purpose, Harris realized that those moments of fierce dedication, coupled with a hint of barbecue-sauce-stained resolve, were what prepared her to aspire for even greater leadership. Inspired by those late nights spent fighting for justice and savoring her favorite ribs, she decided to run for president, determined to bring that same tenacity and humanity to the nation’s highest office.

Jefferson is great but Indianapolis’ coverage of him is woeful.

his face looks like Megyn Kelly’s vagina

The cowboys should trade Aubrey. A couple teams could use him.

Run to the ball you dumbass

Cool short yardage play calls

I went to CiCi’s pizza the day after the election in 2016. It was as bad as I felt.

Doug Pederson should have been fired a month ago. This team is trash.

Lulz Bears

Goff 11/11 to start in the driving rain. He good.

The Jaguars are abysmal.

Need the Falcons to be up 20+ before the cowboys attempt their frantic comeback that falls short but covers up how shitty they look anyone that didn’t watch the game.

steele and guyton seems to have a weekly competition on who can be the worst tackle in the league.

You could get a 7th grader to close his eyes and randomly pick a Madden play and they would have more success on 4th down than Fat Mike this season.

I think the cowboys halftime is just Mike McCarthy making the team watch him take an upper decker.

Cowboys 1 minute drill looks like something from 1955.

Impressive combo of shitty pass rush and shitty coverage on 3rd and 8.

Dak rewinds the clock

Nice penalty morons

$60mn and Dak can’t hit a tight end in the numbers.

Why is Dak barely able to keep the ball off the turf on out routes?