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Sheep Have Wool

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  1. This is a very wholesome post for something that made me think, "Wait, did I click on the Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do thread?"
  2. I've always thought you'd make an excellent aggy.
  3. Enthusiasm. Our "coach" has drained me of it. But OU still sucks.
  4. Vic with bad taste in something? Who would have guessed?
  5. Huh. I wasn't aware the 2015 Texas/OSU officiating crew was allowed to ref SEC games.
  6. I dunno. That was pretty fucking dumb.
  7. The very first batch of Prairie/Evil Twin Bible Belt was amazing.
  8. So are you futureman's sock, or is he yours?
  9. I opened this thread over 20 minutes after it was posted, and no one had replied. No one had questioned OP's taste in food, life choices, or reasons for living in the middle of fucking no where, PA. No one had even fucked his mom. On behalf of lurkers everywhere, I am extremely disappointed.
  10. They're locking all the restrooms in Bellmont before they let him know the news.
  11. Mike Roach sock confirmed.
  12. CDC is Randolph Duke confirmed.
  13. Than what, exactly? Is your contention that flying a banner makes it more likely that someone decommits? Maybe, but I'd sacrifice Bijan Robinson on flaming altar for some even halfway competent coaching.
  14. In our offense is there a non contested ball? Obviously. Sometimes they're overthrown.
  15. We're all Buckeyes? I guess I better go order thousands of dollars in sex toys, hit a woman, burn a couch, and fake a heart condition.
  16. 3,400 posts to cement your status before you start trolling? I've got to commend your patience, because no one could actually be this dumb, right? On the off chance you're just a moron, read this and understand you're embodying it right now.
  17. Like a murder-suicide sorta thing?
  18. Le Fun and the original Counterstrike betas.
  19. It's one of TreatyOak's endless efforts to whore rep through "funny" Photoshop work.
  20. This is the worst food opinion offered on a recruiting thread since your hot take on the excellence of Rendezvous' ribs in Memphis. I eagerly anticipate your future one-star review of Dart Bowl enchiladas.
  21. This actually seems like the most realistic scenario, but you forgot to add that all of the recruiting sites will immediately drop Shepherd to a 2-star once he does.
  22. I think it's less to do with that and more to do with Jimbo not having long enough legs to be able to make it up the stairs into Shepherd's house.
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