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  1. Sheep Have Wool

    LSU @ aggy

    Sheep Have Wool replied to Chad's topic in Football

    Apparently the announcing crew missed the Texas OU game earlier this season.
  2. Sheep Have Wool
    This is exciting. Whose sock am I? I need to know exactly how much I should be offended.
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    I'm glad to see that someone finally stopped by Surly and learned that aggy doesn't actually have a secondary and it's completely allowed to throw the ball farther than 5 yards.
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    For those actively opposed to engaging with the Twitters, Alec Bryant is saying that he's currently in Norman, OK. Peter Mpagi then makes a highly relevant, though understated, response.
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    Hurt his ankle at the team hotel. Didn't anyone tell you? Walking is hard.
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    It appears the honeymoon is over.
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    I'm conflicted. I'm feeling optimistic about today - much moreso than last week - but I hate aggy threads like this, and I think OP is terrible. So hook 'em, and fuck OP's mom.
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    I, for one, am grateful Bill Little takes time out of his retirement to post on Surly.
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    Who knew that paying attention in the film room and showing up to practice were important? I suspect that the secondary was too busy looking at draft projections and a #6 ranking to bother.
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    This isn't complicated. The team started smelling its own farts while looking at a #6 ranking, saw that OSU was not a very good team, and they decided to mail it in for 3 quarters. When they realized, "Oh, shit!" it was too late. It's not shocking, and it's exactly what you'd expect to see when a bunch of starters get benched for not showing up to practice. It's the same thing that happened over the offseason before Maryland: we thought we were too good to lose, so we did. This isn't a bad team or one that's filled with pussies, it's one that's frighteningly undisciplined that has no idea about the level of consistent effort required to win.
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    Congratulations on winning the internets. Now fuck off.
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    I don't think this team is a bunch of pussies. If they were, they'd have folded when they got down at the beginning of this game. Instead, they fought to come back, and nearly did. That said, this team so obviously lacks discipline it hurts. From feeling like they've made it so they don't need to show up to practice on time to coasting effort on the field at the start of the game to Hagar and Herman's bullshit at the end, this team set itself up to fail tonight, just like it did for Maryland. It's not that they don't try hard, it's that they don't try consistently.
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    Has anyone seen andyv94 and OP at the same time?
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    If we pull it out tonight, I'll be incredibly happy, but do the first 3 quarters not count?
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    Today I learned that a loss to a not-very-good Mississippi State team helps aggy finish 2018 strong. Apparently quality losses are all part of the plan.
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    Do you know how I know you're a bitch? Was that call terrible? Yep. But "OMG the game is rigged!" is aggy bullshit. Bad calls happen. Until we hit 2015 levels, STFU. You're embarrassing. Delete thread, light OP on fire.
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    Is that more or less than the number of open receivers he's had when he's thrown into the ground or 5-10 yards off target? He's not losing the game tonight, but expecting him to bail out the team is foolhardy. I'm glad the guy had the game of his life during the biggest game of the season so far, but I just absolutely don't get all the love for him. It's not that I think he's terrible; since he's quit throwing back breaking interceptions, he's....fine, I guess? All I know is that the guy has an uncanny ability to make an amazing plays followed by throws that look like something from a not-particularly-talented 7th grader.
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    Could Wheeler maybe quit fucking jogging casually towards the play?
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    I'm not sure what part of "Fitzgerald back to pass....we've almost got him!........................................................................................................................... .............................................................. .............................................................. Okay we can get that back" is so unclear.
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    And I thought the Kentucky/aggy game broadcast team was as bad as it could get.
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    Do you even know how hard winning is?
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    I'm legitimately unsure if both of you are trolling or are just mentally defective. I'm either case, I'm negging you both. It's the only way to be sure.
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    Stats are for losers, right? How is your offense going, Coach Muschamp?
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    Because it's halftime.
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    To be fair, it's not like the guy could have much else going on in his life.

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