Sheep Have Wool
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2019 Spring Game: April 13, 6:30 PM
3,400 posts to cement your status before you start trolling? I've got to commend your patience, because no one could actually be this dumb, right? On the off chance you're just a moron, read this and understand you're embodying it right now.
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Fire Shaka Smart
Like a murder-suicide sorta thing?
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Fun thread: your video game experience in college
Le Fun and the original Counterstrike betas.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
It's one of TreatyOak's endless efforts to whore rep through "funny" Photoshop work.
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
This is the worst food opinion offered on a recruiting thread since your hot take on the excellence of Rendezvous' ribs in Memphis. I eagerly anticipate your future one-star review of Dart Bowl enchiladas.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
This actually seems like the most realistic scenario, but you forgot to add that all of the recruiting sites will immediately drop Shepherd to a 2-star once he does.
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
I think it's less to do with that and more to do with Jimbo not having long enough legs to be able to make it up the stairs into Shepherd's house.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
No way it was just 30 seconds. It takes time to apply that much blush.
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Charles Omenihu
He's my dream pick.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Pretty sure that aggy is more interested in NAMSLA.
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
Aggy 2021: SEC Bready or Aggy 2021: Free Candi
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Name this board
I like the $9.95-related titles.
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
The fact that this moron is at a Christmas party for something entirely unrelated to athletics and is sporting aggy gear and giving a gig 'em in every image of him is just...sad, really. I guarantee he was wearing it in the hopes that someone would recognize him as an "insider" and ask him about his recruiting "business."
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ztejas and earl of texas tell everyone about recruting
It'd do the board some good, too. He could spend the time reading the Wikipedia entry for the Dunning-Kruger effect and reflecting instead of shitting all over the Recruiting forum.
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Karen is South Austin's mom?
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LSU @ aggy
Apparently the announcing crew missed the Texas OU game earlier this season.
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Who's going to be the first one banned from Surly?
This is exciting. Whose sock am I? I need to know exactly how much I should be offended.
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UAB @ Aggy
I'm glad to see that someone finally stopped by Surly and learned that aggy doesn't actually have a secondary and it's completely allowed to throw the ball farther than 5 yards.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
For those actively opposed to engaging with the Twitters, Alec Bryant is saying that he's currently in Norman, OK. Peter Mpagi then makes a highly relevant, though understated, response.
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Official Surly - Texas vs West Virginia Game Thread
Hurt his ankle at the team hotel. Didn't anyone tell you? Walking is hard.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
It appears the honeymoon is over.
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Tom Herman has only lost back to back games once as a head coach
I'm conflicted. I'm feeling optimistic about today - much moreso than last week - but I hate aggy threads like this, and I think OP is terrible. So hook 'em, and fuck OP's mom.
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No, Mike Leach, YOU'RE awesome! [Pirates Last Voyage]
I, for one, am grateful Bill Little takes time out of his retirement to post on Surly.
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Every player in the secondary played like ass. Why?
Who knew that paying attention in the film room and showing up to practice were important? I suspect that the secondary was too busy looking at draft projections and a #6 ranking to bother.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
This isn't complicated. The team started smelling its own farts while looking at a #6 ranking, saw that OSU was not a very good team, and they decided to mail it in for 3 quarters. When they realized, "Oh, shit!" it was too late. It's not shocking, and it's exactly what you'd expect to see when a bunch of starters get benched for not showing up to practice. It's the same thing that happened over the offseason before Maryland: we thought we were too good to lose, so we did. This isn't a bad team or one that's filled with pussies, it's one that's frighteningly undisciplined that has no idea about the level of consistent effort required to win.