Everything posted by Sheep Have Wool
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Fire Shaka Smart
Like a murder-suicide sorta thing?
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Fun thread: your video game experience in college
Le Fun and the original Counterstrike betas.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
It's one of TreatyOak's endless efforts to whore rep through "funny" Photoshop work.
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
This is the worst food opinion offered on a recruiting thread since your hot take on the excellence of Rendezvous' ribs in Memphis. I eagerly anticipate your future one-star review of Dart Bowl enchiladas.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
This actually seems like the most realistic scenario, but you forgot to add that all of the recruiting sites will immediately drop Shepherd to a 2-star once he does.
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
I think it's less to do with that and more to do with Jimbo not having long enough legs to be able to make it up the stairs into Shepherd's house.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
No way it was just 30 seconds. It takes time to apply that much blush.
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Charles Omenihu
He's my dream pick.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Pretty sure that aggy is more interested in NAMSLA.
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
Aggy 2021: SEC Bready or Aggy 2021: Free Candi
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Name this board
I like the $9.95-related titles.
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
The fact that this moron is at a Christmas party for something entirely unrelated to athletics and is sporting aggy gear and giving a gig 'em in every image of him is just...sad, really. I guarantee he was wearing it in the hopes that someone would recognize him as an "insider" and ask him about his recruiting "business."
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ztejas and earl of texas tell everyone about recruting
It'd do the board some good, too. He could spend the time reading the Wikipedia entry for the Dunning-Kruger effect and reflecting instead of shitting all over the Recruiting forum.
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Karen is South Austin's mom?
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LSU @ aggy
Apparently the announcing crew missed the Texas OU game earlier this season.
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Who's going to be the first one banned from Surly?
This is exciting. Whose sock am I? I need to know exactly how much I should be offended.
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UAB @ Aggy
I'm glad to see that someone finally stopped by Surly and learned that aggy doesn't actually have a secondary and it's completely allowed to throw the ball farther than 5 yards.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
For those actively opposed to engaging with the Twitters, Alec Bryant is saying that he's currently in Norman, OK. Peter Mpagi then makes a highly relevant, though understated, response.
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Official Surly - Texas vs West Virginia Game Thread
Hurt his ankle at the team hotel. Didn't anyone tell you? Walking is hard.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
It appears the honeymoon is over.
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Tom Herman has only lost back to back games once as a head coach
I'm conflicted. I'm feeling optimistic about today - much moreso than last week - but I hate aggy threads like this, and I think OP is terrible. So hook 'em, and fuck OP's mom.
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No, Mike Leach, YOU'RE awesome! [Pirates Last Voyage]
I, for one, am grateful Bill Little takes time out of his retirement to post on Surly.
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Every player in the secondary played like ass. Why?
Who knew that paying attention in the film room and showing up to practice were important? I suspect that the secondary was too busy looking at draft projections and a #6 ranking to bother.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
This isn't complicated. The team started smelling its own farts while looking at a #6 ranking, saw that OSU was not a very good team, and they decided to mail it in for 3 quarters. When they realized, "Oh, shit!" it was too late. It's not shocking, and it's exactly what you'd expect to see when a bunch of starters get benched for not showing up to practice. It's the same thing that happened over the offseason before Maryland: we thought we were too good to lose, so we did. This isn't a bad team or one that's filled with pussies, it's one that's frighteningly undisciplined that has no idea about the level of consistent effort required to win.
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I told you
Congratulations on winning the internets. Now fuck off.