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Sheep Have Wool

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  1. They're not that lucky. If they win today, they have to play Texas.
  2. I'd love to get an equivalent of Reddit's "Your Joke, but Worse" started as a thread here in 2024, and I think you could be a real contributor.
  3. I have so many questions, but I actually don't want the answers.
  4. @sushihorn had a great post earlier in the week with stats on Big XII pass rush performance in bowl games relative to the regular season. The TL;DR: Washington?
  5. This is how I prefer to watch big games now days. I'll be pacing back and forth and drinking whisky alone in the living room. I feel more comfortable like this than watching with a big crowd like at a bar. NTTAWWT
  6. I'm from Missouri on this guy, but this is the sort of stat that makes me curious about the NIL/portal market and how negotiation works there. The Texas roster has a number of players who haven't shown up in stats in a significant way that I think it would suck to lose, but how much bandwidth does Texas - or anyone else - have to look for them on other teams?
  7. This seems like the Washington blueprint for success on offense. They're experienced at QB/WR, so their passing game handles novelty/team idiosyncrasies more easily than most of their opponents' offenses do. They score early, pace themselves, and by the time the other team sorts shit out, the game is mostly over. If I was @satyanash, this would be my concern, dude, but our DL is going to get a ton of pressure and holding calls early with non-Big XII officiating, and our capacity for late game burst is much better than their previous opponents. Washington is going to get skull fucked.
  8. My favorite parts of your posts are the grammar and spelling errors. My least favorite? The grease stains. Why are you here, Ketch?
  9. Have you considered a career in $9.95?
  10. The knowledge that the corps is squeezing as hard as they can.
  11. I had no idea you knew about message board software. I thought you stuck to chicken wings and allegedly stealing from charities to pay tax bills. As for suggestions, some sort of consistent Surly live chat/stream in parallel or in addition to game threads might provide an additional way to get people actively involved in the community and drive folks to the site from another platform.
  12. I, for one, eagerly anticipate you moving on from hand wringing solely about Texas and expanding your repertoire in a thread titled "College Football Sucks and Everyone Dies Alone and Probably on Fire."
  13. Look who you're quoting. As long as someone in a Texas uniform is fucking up, he's happy.
  14. I mean, it seems like "to be miserable" is the option many posters have opted for.
  15. Jesus, you guys sound fucking miserable. We are going to win.
  16. Fuck that. We're the better team, outplaying them, and even if our shots aren't landing, we're still winning this shit.
  17. I thought it was pretty obvious why when I noticed the player doing it didn't have a Texas jersey on.
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