I witnessed one of the strangest things I've ever seen on a golf course yesterday. To set the scene, I walked on Lions around 3:30 and got paired with a couple other guys. We're on 16, the Hogan Hole, playing our approaches up to the green from the landing area short of the water. One of the dudes pushes his shot right, and as we are watching it fade right of green and towards the hillside, these two hayseeds pull up in a cart out of the woods left of the 12th green, probably halfway up the hillside and nowhere near where a cart should be. The dude who hit the shot hollers fore just as the passenger who's stepped out ahead goes to duck for cover.
Now, I'd witnessed some dumbass hayseed behavior in carts earlier so I was already in the red, and I start loudly admonishing them from afar and questioning all of the decisions that led them to drive up the hill instead of walking the their dumb asses fifteen yards into the woods.
The ball lands on the hillside about three feet from their cart, and bounces in. The admonishments continued.
They drive off with the ball, scurried off 12 and over to the par three before any of us had a chance to process what we'd just witnessed. We just stood there half gobsmacked, half laughing uncontrollably
oh and also they'd sanded the greens like three minutes prior, and Groundskeeper was out there turning on sprinklers on folks throughout the afternoon
Muni gonna muni