Whitman

That your wife's boyfriend uses a different deodorant than you when he is done, and he left it in your bathroom yesterday.

That's quite a way to spend your lunch break.

Your mom. PS: Oddly, she's still the same price as a Bic lighter after all these years.

Jenny McCarthy's tits are very persuasive.

I would expect this shit to start getting louder surrounding him, he denies knowing anything, but the cardinals force him out. They then take his statue down to the cries and dismay of his ardent supporters (remember, they call him Papa or just Pa). The pain of all this will cause him to die very soon, and the organization will start settling lawsuits for millions. After a couple of years, and a short term interum boss, the church will be back strong and the statue of Pa will be put back in place.

I would have and have done with my kids the exact same as you did. It cannot be in my house as long as it is illegal and you shouldn't do it. The only thing that I have added to what you told her was that as tolerant as I am if I find they have/had weed, it is the exact opposite is with other drugs. I have a zero tolerance with pills, cocaine, opioids, etc. They know that I will reign down holy hell if I even suspect they would think about touching it. PS; How close to 18 is this daughter?

As does Ainsley Earhardt's body.

Chocolate Sam going to be back this year?

350. The answer is always 350.

Didn't Terrelle Pryor get a 5 game suspension for trading memorabilia for tattoos?

A damn Medal of Distinction should be handed out for banging this lass.

That was Timothy Geithner.....oops, never mind, he fucked that up too.

Hopefully long lasting enough to carry into Big12 play. Our football team is going to use the Chi Omega model this season. "After we are done playing with you, you will need some penicillin."

They stopped giving blowjobs?

As well as twenty other items that he already had in the pantry and not on any list.

Yes, I see it in both Virginia and West Virginia. I have seen cases in some small towns where they have had meetings to discuss what to do about the number of stores being converted to small churches and the measurable loss of property tax. There was nothing the town could do about it in cases I saw. One little town of about 7,000 had 67 of these little churches.

I think that they all should pay any property tax, but that is it. When you have a small town and there are 50 storefront churches that 25 people each now go to, which are run by one guy (it is for all intents and purposes his business), a stable local tax base is gone. I also think all non-profits be required to have an open and available annual accounting statement showing income and where it went (and many do, but too many do not) as well as an asset and debt financial statement if they want the government's involvement of being tax exempt in any way. Let people see it and then they can decide if the non-profit is worthy in their eyes to donate to. These ministries or other groups with huge fund raising budgets or land holdings or salaries need to show in my opinion what they are doing with donations for people to see where it is going. If they want that information private, then fine, it should no longer be tax-exempt, and allowable expenses should be severely limited.

So you are implying that butt plugs may also be involved?

I think there are still about 5 or 6 of them off of 95 around the Richmond area . I know one is down on the NC line in Emporia. Friends and I would tempt fate and do their breakfast buffet years ago and then within an hour have to stop again for what we called "The Shoney's Shove".

Yes, Patricio Swayze has posted videos.........

Why is the porch light down so low?