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Whitman

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  1. There is only one coach in the Big 12 who has ever lost to Kansas. That would be Dana 5 years ago. PS: No, I'm still not a big Dana fan. I would party with him, but he just hasn't done what he was brought here to do or even maintain what we did.
  2. And yet Doc Holliday wouldn't leave Marshall for Kansas.
  3. Will need to see pics of her (MIL) first.
  4. My best DQ story.. After graduating college, I work in PA for several years. There was a DQ in the next town over (maybe about 15 minutes away). One day it came on the news that one of the employees was just arrested when he was caught masturbating into the ice cream machine. Apparently he was mad at the world and this was his revenge. He admitted that this was not the first time he had done it. The place shut down for a week or so (I forgot exactly how long) for a thorough cleaning, and then reopened. It didn't stay open but a couple of months as the only people who would go there were travelers. Yum!!!
  5. It has been said that they play up or down to the competition. If true (I haven't looked thru their schedule to see how they did against good vs bad teams), then that would indicate to me a coaching issue.
  6. I'm sorry. I bet you feel dirty. And the shame is still fresh too.
  7. I knew a lady years ago that made her two young boys (7 & 10) sit to pee at home to help keep the bathroom clean. Real freaky family. We used to joke that she probably made her husband sit too.
  8. Do you still stand or sit? PS: Kinda serious curious, not judging either way.
  9. We talked about this a little on the old board, but how much of our consumption economy do y'all think gets done under the table where no sales or income taxes are collected. I used to think maybe 10%, but I would guess now it might be 25-33%. Every damn plumber or hairdresser out here makes $75-100k but reports $23k. Waitresses, small contractors, mechanics, etc. There is a metric shit ton of cash floating/passing around (and not just drug dealers) , and I see more and more people/ small stores/businesses doing business and offering a cash discount so that it just goes in the bottom drawer and home to the safe/lockbox. The rule out here is to file, but claim very little income. And you better not send Joe a 1099 for his work on your new HVAC. The guy who pays the income taxes is the poor dude making $50-150k and getting a W2. Below that and he is probably qualifying for credits. Above that and his accountant is sheltering it. .
  10. Dad? PS: This dude could pass for your everyday typical WV townie. PPS: Not my dad, though. My Dad actually looks exactly like Dick Cheney. They could pass for twins.
  11. Really not seeing the problem/quandary here... /WV
  12. How many mg of Risperdal does your doc have you on right now?
  13. We've had a couple of games at Fed-Ex and I won't do one again. I'm also not going to Charlotte for our Tennessee game at the Panthers stadium this year, but I will run down to Raleigh for our NC State game. These off campus games are just one more thing to kill the "atmosphere" of what is good about college football for the sake of yet more money in the coffers. PS: Dan Snyder eats very large bags of dicks.
  14. If that under-medicated shitstain passes Thujone on the rep board (damn tally is kept right on the home page now to see when logging on), instead of just negging him when he escapes his CR asylum and spews his volcanic diarrhea on to other forums here, I will go in every day and neg him there too up to the limit. I just can't let that aggression stand unopposed like a Frenchman watching the Nazis march by the Arc de Triomphe . Dumbfuck even found a way to Hugo an NSAA thread. Cartoon dicks > Under-medicated dicks.
  15. That would be UVA because, you know, Thomas Jefferson.
  16. Yea, she's going to regret doing that (or whomever told her to ask it).
  17. Why isn't Les Miles name getting thrown around when jobs come open? I'm not saying he would or should go to Lawrence, but I didn't hear his name for anything last season.
  18. I've got some good ones of the tower. -Whitman
  19. They did best with fat guys. Maybe Ralph Friedgen still has something left.
  20. My motives are to finally see a picture of Hermione getting plowed by a very large black man while she takes a shit on Harry Potter, with Ron Weasley sitting in a corner watching the whole thing. Where else on the internet are we close to seeing this happen???
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