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  1. Whitman
    Something, something, something, your mom doesn't struggle with the load.
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    Remember, we play a 3-3-5, so we have a problem (I still like my idea of the Big12 going to 7 on 7 ball), but this helps more than it seems. I also bet we find another body before summer.
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    What a mess over there. I would hate to see the search history of the shit pic posters to find that (assuming that they weren't from a saved personal file). I tend to be a bit naive with some stuff, but I hope that scat pics are just for shock and that people don't get off on it. In my mind, I still want to think that the pics are just shopped. It helps ease my thoughts on the future of humanity.
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    The closest Whataburger to me is 680 miles away. If I leave now, I might make it for lunch tomorrow.
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    Damn. ...That would make a great MSPaint story.
  6. Whitman
    So do you.
  7. Whitman
    Peter Sellers as Clouseau And more recently, Pigeon from Mike Tyson Mysteries
  8. Whitman
    Oh, hell no. He posted a pic of her in a blue bikini once (I have a keen memory for things like this) and though she may not do laundry, she isn't anything like this couch potato.
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    It has been pretty good. I've been a big fan since the 70's and seen countless performances (including a live Neely revival a few years ago). The only thing that strikes me is that Legend plays a more confident or cocky Jesus than others I've seen. As mentioned above too, nobody can match Anderson (a Virginian).
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    This is exactly how I feel. I hope my kids are passionate about things, but I am not a fan of kids (99% who do not have the understanding or wisdom of a nuanced political issue) either doing it during school time or possibly being used as an emotional pawn by ideologically driven adults.
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    Go back to the link and look down at the 50's and 60's, and look at the movies that didn't win some years. What I take away is the depth of very good movies in a lot of years. I don't know if that is because of the distance (time) that we are from them, or if the medium just isn't as important anymore. Maybe there is reason that I like to watch TCM.
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    Your meth labs are just "OK", whereas ours out here are "Almost Heaven" . If you aren't fat, then we should fuck.
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    LOL. If someone starts one here, I could see a fatwa commencing.
  17. Whitman
    Was it the scat porn, the interracial cuckold stuff, or the Cloak Room ?
  18. Whitman
    I'm pretty sure this is the real purpose that the hybrid #5 club was invented for. You have the control of an iron but the ass whipping mass/size of a wood as it comes down on said boom box.
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    Very racist. PS: And isn't the proper term "the blacks"?
  20. Whitman
    Your mom. I told her to trim it up next time.
  21. Whitman
    Furk. Tommorrow I will send a petition/request to the Big 12 to switch to 7 on 7 football for the upcoming season. Will keep everyone here apprised of the situation.
  22. Whitman
    You misspelled legs.
  23. Whitman
    So is "extra" covered under liability or comprehensive? Sucks if that was mama's car (either one).
  24. Whitman
    How does one explain that to the insurance company?
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    Best Round of Golf

    Whitman replied to Hate's topic in Hobbies

    A couple of weeks after my divorce was final, my oldest son and I got on a plane and flew down to the Bahamas for a week. On the second day there, I was getting ready to tee off on the third hole. I picked my head up and thought for a second, "Here I am at 10:30 in the morning, in the Caribbean teeing off on a Robert Trent Jones course, with a Cuban cigar in my mouth and several beers down with more in the cooler in the cart. This is pretty good." I have no idea what I shot or how many balls I lost. Best round ever.

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