Texasrocks

UH receivers have stone hands.

UNC/App St. was crazy. Meanwhile, Iowa beat South Dakota St. 7-3 with a field goal and two safeties.

Any jump passes yet?

They are 5-5 against Miss. St. since joining the SEC. They need to aim lower if they want an easy win.

In his defense, Jimbo is stealing millions in public funds meant for stupid people and no one is talking about criminal charges against him. Still, fuck Brett Favre.

Bryant was actually there for four years, but I agree. I think most people would also argue that Moses won his bowl game pretty convincingly.

I didn't realize until I was today years old that Tom Herman had a higher winning percentage at Texas than Bear Bryant did at aggy. That was Bryant's lowest winning percentage of any school he coached at and he lost the only bowl game he coached at a&m. And he's their "Moses."

I doubt he's the coach they need, but he's definitely the coach they deserve.

That is tragic.

Sling is really easy to pause for extended periods. I restarted my service this weekend after cancelling it last fall and didn't even have to re-enter my payment info. It took all of about a minute to get LHN again.

Rice had some iffy looking cheerleaders, but they were probably all going to be doctors or physicists. Something tells me there are no physicists in that bunch.

Lane Kiffin has surpassed Leach as my favorite coach who I hope never coaches at Texas.

A jag-off.

Somehow he was credited with 10 tackles. I didn't notice him make a single play.

Texas hasn't given up a TD since he left.

Tell me you don't live in West Virginia without telling me you don't live in West Virginia.

I'm trying to think of a valid reason for bailing on our out of town visitors to watch... Austin Peay.

Speaking of which, how has Blake Gideon not gotten more criticism for the safeties performance last year?

With all the talk of how much Sark sucks, I was curious about whether it's better to have an elite offense or defense and be mediocre on the other site. At least over the last few years, lopsided teams with elite defenses seem to have a higher floor than teams with elite offense/bad defense. A top 10 defense and bad offense probably means you are going to finish with 9+ wins and ranked pretty high. Aggy was the worst team with an elite defense last year at 7-4 followed by Clemson and Wisconsin with 9 wins each. It's not as clear with elite offenses. Oklahoma and Ohio State were led by cocksuckers the only elite offense/non-elite defense teams to finish in the top 10. Tennessee was top 5 on offense, 55th on offense, and finished 6-6. On the flip side, there are teams like BYU and Wake Forest that were really good on offense, sucked on defense, and finished with pretty good records. That's a long way of saying maybe we win, maybe we don't, maybe OU can go fuck itself.

Ketch is fist-fighting him, eating him, or both.

Screw that. By this time of year, I'd schedule my whole weekend around a game between two schools I've never even heard of.

Patterson. The word you're looking for is Patterson.

It was best for everyone that Casey moved on, but good luck to him.

Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. We need a live... is it a live rooster?... We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove! And nobody seems to know what to get Ian or Card for their wedding present.

What led you to that conclusion?