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  1. Texasrocks
    Fixed that glaring hole at 6th string RB. Nice!
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    The douche bag that sued to take over shaggybevo has to get an honorable mention.
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    No Heavy D? Also, Ice Cube does kids movies now (along with Cheech Marin and Queen Latifah). Ice T is on a Cheerios Box. My late 80's teenage self would never have imagined that.
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    All our alumni money goes to important shit, like landscapers.
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    Since we're turning into Rotten Tomatoes... Orgazmo for the double vaginal/double anal action and Tombstone for the western.
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    A Harry Potter reference to illustrate what a loser those other folks are. Awesome!
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    If the head coach's most significant contribution is play calling, he's a coordinator with a nice title.
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    Brewer is is the most likely to forget his name and address.
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    You just described half the hill country.
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    I'm a Trinity grad. We're always really good, but not quite good enough.
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    The totally unbiased insiders who had a contract with Card?
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    Those were pre-portal. Good lineman are hard to find in the portal. It's probably smart to over sign the positions that are harder to find and run off the bottom two or three. Rinse and repeat. Basically what Saban has been doing through over signing, medical redshirts, etc.
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    My guess is he disappears for a season, goes back to a pre-game show for a season or two, then gets hired by a school like Oregon or Miami.
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    Meanwhile, Jimbo rolls up in a black van and asks if he wants some candi.
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    I never liked head coaches also calling plays. No matter how good you are on your side of the ball, you'll be neglecting the other side to some extent. It just might work though if you have the right unofficial head coach for the other side of the ball.
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    Bijan Robinson.
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    Quinnin aint easy.
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    I lived in Seattle for a while and quickly realized that Oregon fans suck.
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    They say it's better to be lucky and good and Sark is one lucky bastard. He was poised to sign a decent, though unremarkable class after a losing season and no momentum in recruiting. Then Ewers and the NIL stuff falls from the sky. Two potentially program altering events that were mostly outside of Sark's control occurred within days of each other at the best possible time.
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    Wait, is that a bad thing? Cuz that's pretty much my job title.
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    This. Riley is a great offensive coordinator, but OU is mediocre as a team. He's a poor man's Ryan Day.
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    I honestly did not realize Ryan Leaf was still alive.
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    I agree - this isn't a good fit. I don't know if it's because Sark is focused on running the offense or what. I thought Choate would help PK, but that doesn't seem to be happening. Somehow, the defense is less than the sum of its parts.
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    I don't know what the narrative is going into next year. There's nothing we actually do well and we regressed over the season. It's hard to point to any player or unit that has gotten better. I guess you could say Sark does a good job of manufacturing points despite poor QB and o-line play. That's inconsistent though and highly dependent on Bijan and Worthy making exceptional plays. The defense isn't good at anything. We can't stop the run, can't stop the pass, can't tackle. We played poorly on the road all season and then lost to Kansas at home. What do you build on when you don't do anything well?
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    I would much rather watch the State Farm commercials than the Saban/Deion AFLAC commercials. I would pay them to stop airing the AFLAC commercials.

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