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Texasrocks

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  1. In his defense, he probably hasn't seen his dick in years.
  2. How hard can it be to say, "Hi, I'm Arch Manning?"
  3. He could be a career backup and this would still be a huge pick up for Texas.
  4. Wait, so I should not listen to folks who thought Reggie McNeal was better than Vince Young and are convinced Zach Calzada/Haynes King/literally any QB wearing a maroon jersey is a Heisman sleeper? Whew, I feel better now.
  5. Any analysis that shows Nebraska's departure from the Big 12 had the third largest impact (out of the four teams) can't be all bad.
  6. Was cock sucking an NCAA sport in 2016-2017 by any chance?
  7. Somehow I don't recall there being any milk men in the Village People.
  8. Delayed corner blitz from 20 yards out! Duh! 1.6 percent of the time it works every time!
  9. Are we still talking about Futureman's aunt uncle?
  10. Wait, there was a day when this place wasn't a hemorrhaging vagina?
  11. This thread should be called, "I never saw much upside in Rico."
  12. His highlights are 8 minutes of running into a crowd and then popping out the other side for a touchdown. https://www.hudl.com/profile/15182064/Ryan-Niblett
  13. Texas just signed an epic OL class in the current staff's first full recruiting cycle and you're worried about OL recruiting?
  14. Send me $9.95 and I'll tell you.
  15. I prefer "Thunder of Fucktards."
  16. There is so much awful in this story. You have what appears to be a 240 pound serial rapist. A guy with the same build and MO is caught, found guilty, and you let him out on bail the same day?
  17. Fixed that glaring hole at 6th string RB. Nice!
  18. The douche bag that sued to take over shaggybevo has to get an honorable mention.
  19. No Heavy D? Also, Ice Cube does kids movies now (along with Cheech Marin and Queen Latifah). Ice T is on a Cheerios Box. My late 80's teenage self would never have imagined that.
  20. All our alumni money goes to important shit, like landscapers.
  21. Since we're turning into Rotten Tomatoes... Orgazmo for the double vaginal/double anal action and Tombstone for the western.
  22. A Harry Potter reference to illustrate what a loser those other folks are. Awesome!
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