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Texasrocks

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  1. Are we still talking about Futureman's aunt uncle?
  2. Wait, there was a day when this place wasn't a hemorrhaging vagina?
  3. This thread should be called, "I never saw much upside in Rico."
  4. His highlights are 8 minutes of running into a crowd and then popping out the other side for a touchdown. https://www.hudl.com/profile/15182064/Ryan-Niblett
  5. Texas just signed an epic OL class in the current staff's first full recruiting cycle and you're worried about OL recruiting?
  6. Send me $9.95 and I'll tell you.
  7. I prefer "Thunder of Fucktards."
  8. There is so much awful in this story. You have what appears to be a 240 pound serial rapist. A guy with the same build and MO is caught, found guilty, and you let him out on bail the same day?
  9. Fixed that glaring hole at 6th string RB. Nice!
  10. The douche bag that sued to take over shaggybevo has to get an honorable mention.
  11. No Heavy D? Also, Ice Cube does kids movies now (along with Cheech Marin and Queen Latifah). Ice T is on a Cheerios Box. My late 80's teenage self would never have imagined that.
  12. All our alumni money goes to important shit, like landscapers.
  13. Since we're turning into Rotten Tomatoes... Orgazmo for the double vaginal/double anal action and Tombstone for the western.
  14. A Harry Potter reference to illustrate what a loser those other folks are. Awesome!
  15. If the head coach's most significant contribution is play calling, he's a coordinator with a nice title.
  16. Brewer is is the most likely to forget his name and address.
  17. I'm a Trinity grad. We're always really good, but not quite good enough.
  18. The totally unbiased insiders who had a contract with Card?
  19. Those were pre-portal. Good lineman are hard to find in the portal. It's probably smart to over sign the positions that are harder to find and run off the bottom two or three. Rinse and repeat. Basically what Saban has been doing through over signing, medical redshirts, etc.
  20. My guess is he disappears for a season, goes back to a pre-game show for a season or two, then gets hired by a school like Oregon or Miami.
  21. Meanwhile, Jimbo rolls up in a black van and asks if he wants some candi.
  22. I never liked head coaches also calling plays. No matter how good you are on your side of the ball, you'll be neglecting the other side to some extent. It just might work though if you have the right unofficial head coach for the other side of the ball.
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