Everything posted by Texasrocks
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
It's pronounced, "Baxter." He's both one and three.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Is it bad form to decommit and then commit to a new school the same night? I'm asking for a friend...
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
So we should expect a commitment video within the hour?
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TEXAS QB TALK
I'm glad we have both, but I'd take Ewers over Arch any day. Ewers is a better athlete, has a stronger arm, played better competition, and earned the hype. Arch appears to be both really good and over-rated. It's pretty ideal for the next couple of years. We get Ewers on the field and Arch providing a recruiting bump.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Okay, which one of y'all wrote that?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
In his defense, he probably hasn't seen his dick in years.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
How hard can it be to say, "Hi, I'm Arch Manning?"
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
He could be a career backup and this would still be a huge pick up for Texas.
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2023 QB Arch Manning
Wait, so I should not listen to folks who thought Reggie McNeal was better than Vince Young and are convinced Zach Calzada/Haynes King/literally any QB wearing a maroon jersey is a Heisman sleeper? Whew, I feel better now.
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
Any analysis that shows Nebraska's departure from the Big 12 had the third largest impact (out of the four teams) can't be all bad.
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Texas AD Chris Del Conte
Was cock sucking an NCAA sport in 2016-2017 by any chance?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Somehow I don't recall there being any milk men in the Village People.
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2022 - WR Brenen Thompson
Delayed corner blitz from 20 yards out! Duh! 1.6 percent of the time it works every time!
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Well that escalated quickly.
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Counter point: Bill O'Brien.
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2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)
Are we still talking about Futureman's aunt uncle?
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Wait, there was a day when this place wasn't a hemorrhaging vagina?
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
This thread should be called, "I never saw much upside in Rico."
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2023 WR Ryan Niblett
His highlights are 8 minutes of running into a crowd and then popping out the other side for a touchdown. https://www.hudl.com/profile/15182064/Ryan-Niblett
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2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)
Texas just signed an epic OL class in the current staff's first full recruiting cycle and you're worried about OL recruiting?
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2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)
Send me $9.95 and I'll tell you.
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2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)
I prefer "Thunder of Fucktards."
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Jerry Sandusky, Joe Paterno and all of Penn State can rightly fuck off.
There is so much awful in this story. You have what appears to be a 240 pound serial rapist. A guy with the same build and MO is caught, found guilty, and you let him out on bail the same day?
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2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)
Fixed that glaring hole at 6th string RB. Nice!
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Mount Rushmore of Texas Message Board Posters
The douche bag that sued to take over shaggybevo has to get an honorable mention.