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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Well that escalated quickly.
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Counter point: Bill O'Brien.
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2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)
Are we still talking about Futureman's aunt uncle?
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Wait, there was a day when this place wasn't a hemorrhaging vagina?
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
This thread should be called, "I never saw much upside in Rico."
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2023 WR Ryan Niblett
His highlights are 8 minutes of running into a crowd and then popping out the other side for a touchdown. https://www.hudl.com/profile/15182064/Ryan-Niblett
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2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)
Texas just signed an epic OL class in the current staff's first full recruiting cycle and you're worried about OL recruiting?
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2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)
Send me $9.95 and I'll tell you.
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2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)
I prefer "Thunder of Fucktards."
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Jerry Sandusky, Joe Paterno and all of Penn State can rightly fuck off.
There is so much awful in this story. You have what appears to be a 240 pound serial rapist. A guy with the same build and MO is caught, found guilty, and you let him out on bail the same day?
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2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)
Fixed that glaring hole at 6th string RB. Nice!
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Mount Rushmore of Texas Message Board Posters
The douche bag that sued to take over shaggybevo has to get an honorable mention.
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2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
No Heavy D? Also, Ice Cube does kids movies now (along with Cheech Marin and Queen Latifah). Ice T is on a Cheerios Box. My late 80's teenage self would never have imagined that.
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
All our alumni money goes to important shit, like landscapers.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Since we're turning into Rotten Tomatoes... Orgazmo for the double vaginal/double anal action and Tombstone for the western.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
A Harry Potter reference to illustrate what a loser those other folks are. Awesome!
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
If the head coach's most significant contribution is play calling, he's a coordinator with a nice title.
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Brewer is is the most likely to forget his name and address.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
You just described half the hill country.
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D3 Championship - UMHB vs North Central
I'm a Trinity grad. We're always really good, but not quite good enough.
- Texas Football Roster 2022 -- "Welcome To The Party Pal"
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Those were pre-portal. Good lineman are hard to find in the portal. It's probably smart to over sign the positions that are harder to find and run off the bottom two or three. Rinse and repeat. Basically what Saban has been doing through over signing, medical redshirts, etc.
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Urban Meyer to Jacksonville Jaguars
My guess is he disappears for a season, goes back to a pre-game show for a season or two, then gets hired by a school like Oregon or Miami.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Meanwhile, Jimbo rolls up in a black van and asks if he wants some candi.
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2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
I never liked head coaches also calling plays. No matter how good you are on your side of the ball, you'll be neglecting the other side to some extent. It just might work though if you have the right unofficial head coach for the other side of the ball.