Everything posted by Texasrocks
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2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)
Fixed that glaring hole at 6th string RB. Nice!
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Mount Rushmore of Texas Message Board Posters
The douche bag that sued to take over shaggybevo has to get an honorable mention.
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2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
No Heavy D? Also, Ice Cube does kids movies now (along with Cheech Marin and Queen Latifah). Ice T is on a Cheerios Box. My late 80's teenage self would never have imagined that.
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
All our alumni money goes to important shit, like landscapers.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Since we're turning into Rotten Tomatoes... Orgazmo for the double vaginal/double anal action and Tombstone for the western.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
A Harry Potter reference to illustrate what a loser those other folks are. Awesome!
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
If the head coach's most significant contribution is play calling, he's a coordinator with a nice title.
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Brewer is is the most likely to forget his name and address.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
You just described half the hill country.
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D3 Championship - UMHB vs North Central
I'm a Trinity grad. We're always really good, but not quite good enough.
- Texas Football Roster 2022 -- "Welcome To The Party Pal"
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Those were pre-portal. Good lineman are hard to find in the portal. It's probably smart to over sign the positions that are harder to find and run off the bottom two or three. Rinse and repeat. Basically what Saban has been doing through over signing, medical redshirts, etc.
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Urban Meyer to Jacksonville Jaguars
My guess is he disappears for a season, goes back to a pre-game show for a season or two, then gets hired by a school like Oregon or Miami.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Meanwhile, Jimbo rolls up in a black van and asks if he wants some candi.
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2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
I never liked head coaches also calling plays. No matter how good you are on your side of the ball, you'll be neglecting the other side to some extent. It just might work though if you have the right unofficial head coach for the other side of the ball.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Bijan Robinson.
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Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust
Quinnin aint easy.
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Brian Kelly to L$U
I lived in Seattle for a while and quickly realized that Oregon fans suck.
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Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust
They say it's better to be lucky and good and Sark is one lucky bastard. He was poised to sign a decent, though unremarkable class after a losing season and no momentum in recruiting. Then Ewers and the NIL stuff falls from the sky. Two potentially program altering events that were mostly outside of Sark's control occurred within days of each other at the best possible time.
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Ewers in the portal
Wait, is that a bad thing? Cuz that's pretty much my job title.
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Fightin’ Mike Gundys vs land thieves
This. Riley is a great offensive coordinator, but OU is mediocre as a team. He's a poor man's Ryan Day.
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Other Games Thread
I honestly did not realize Ryan Leaf was still alive.
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Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
I agree - this isn't a good fit. I don't know if it's because Sark is focused on running the offense or what. I thought Choate would help PK, but that doesn't seem to be happening. Somehow, the defense is less than the sum of its parts.
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Texas vs. West Virginia Game Thread -11am on ESPN2 - Colonoscopies and colonics would get you more excited
I don't know what the narrative is going into next year. There's nothing we actually do well and we regressed over the season. It's hard to point to any player or unit that has gotten better. I guess you could say Sark does a good job of manufacturing points despite poor QB and o-line play. That's inconsistent though and highly dependent on Bijan and Worthy making exceptional plays. The defense isn't good at anything. We can't stop the run, can't stop the pass, can't tackle. We played poorly on the road all season and then lost to Kansas at home. What do you build on when you don't do anything well?
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Aaron Rodgers Disgruntled with Packers and Does Not Want to Return
I would much rather watch the State Farm commercials than the Saban/Deion AFLAC commercials. I would pay them to stop airing the AFLAC commercials.