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  1. Texasrocks
    Someone needs to ask about assistants.
  2. Texasrocks
    After the past month I'm going to assume this is a rhetorical question.
  3. Texasrocks
    $9.95ers haven't been right about anything other than Herman was gone. Why would be believe them on this?
  4. Texasrocks
    I doubt he knows who it is either way.
  5. Texasrocks
    He does NOT like dem apples.
  6. Texasrocks
    Waddle needs to sit down and stay on the bench.
  7. Texasrocks
    In their defense, Smith does have a shit ton of yards.
  8. Texasrocks
    Bama's offense is amazing, but how did OSU decide playing 4 LB was a good idea. There are multiple mismatches on every play.
  9. Texasrocks
    OSU went full retard on defense.
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    There is exactly one guy at Alabama who matters. Everyone else can be replaced with no discernible difference in results. Sark looks amazing as the OC. But so did Mike Locksley. And Lane Kiffen. Saban replaced 7 coaches in 2018 and 6 in 2019. It's what he does.
  11. Texasrocks
    It's not garbage, but it's on par with most of what you can get at a grocery store. I lived outside of Texas for 20 years before moving back a couple of years ago. I was looking forward to trying Bluebell again and was disappointed.
  12. Texasrocks
    When is the last time a high profile assistant left Alabama and it made any difference? Saban seems to like Sark more than most of his assistants, but make no mistake, Bama wins because of Saban. Sark is the best OC they've had and he's improved scoring by a couple of points a game. They can hire some random guy who isn't drooling on himself and they'll drop off by a few points. He probably has a replacement for every coach on his staff already on his staff as an analyst. There may be slight variations in how they kick the crap out of teams, but they'll still kick the crap out of teams. Saban treats coaches like he treats players, if he loses one it's next man up. Saban can lose half his staff and he'll be right back in the playoffs next year.
  13. Texasrocks
    How many hundreds of pages is the Urban or Bust thread? Substance isn't really our strong suit around here.
  14. Texasrocks
    Yep. I went to grad school with an OSU alumn who got us tickets. He wouldn't leave the stadium until I flipped my UT shirt inside out. He was convinced I was going to get my ass kicked before we got out of the stadium.
  15. Texasrocks
    Not clicking on the 'Nigerian Prince who wants to wire me money' email isn't really turning down an offer.
  16. Texasrocks
    We need to see the whole staff for an overall grade, but so far there is no dead weight which is a significant improvement over the last 10+ years. New S&C coaches are A+ just on principle. The Flood and Davis hires are easy A's. Drayton is a B based on his tenure so far. Gideon has potential, but it's not clear what his role is. For ST he's probably an A, but I don't know how he'll do with safeties and recruiting so we can give him a placeholder B. Milwee is probably a B. Probably a B+ at the halfway point.
  17. Texasrocks
    I'm really enjoying how the $9.95ers don't have any clue who we're hiring and yet still have "details" on the process.
  18. Texasrocks
    The Bagman Commeth
  19. Texasrocks
    The Idiocracy/Back To The Future crossover.
  20. Texasrocks
    Is that the OL Blue Steel?
  21. Texasrocks
    hornography.com twobithorns.com
  22. Texasrocks
    hornhub.com?
  23. Texasrocks
    Alright, which one of you fuckers is Josh Brown?
  24. Texasrocks
    I suspect it'll be one of the extremes - it'll be a repeat of his USC tenure and he'll be gone in two years or he'll have a Mack Brown record (hopefully with more conference titles). The USC route is more likely, but I hedged with 4 years.
  25. Texasrocks
    What does it say about his drapes? That's the only way to know for sure.

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