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    Applewhite's Houston teams had great offenses. They couldn't play defense. This is good hire and hopefully gets him a head coach gig down the road.
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    I thought you were plugged in the bottom.
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    Futureman. Burned his dick off so naturally, he turned to fisting.
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    I believe the phrase you're looking for is spontaneously disassembled. Sort of like our offense for much of the season.
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    You just described the Tom Herman era.
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    Hunting season is always pretty busy at the HSB airport and there is usually a bump in traffic on Fridays and Sundays. But I'd guess that's mostly Houston and Dallas traffic.
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    It's Surly, we're all 10's and only date 10's. Wait, what was the question?
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    This coaching search carpet bombing. If he mentions every possible coach, he can later claim he knew who it would be and just couldn't say it directly.
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    @immamac New Surly motto: "I have not yet begun to defile myself!"
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    8,300 hours is like reading 4 of your posts.
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    Arby's. Ving Rhames will call the games.
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    Don't forget beaches.
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    I'd add a tier of coaches between Saban/Meyer/Dabo and Herman. There's the Mack Brown tier that consistently loses to the first tier coaches, but generally beats everyone else. Herman isn't in that group so why waste more time with him. If we're going to fail with a coach, it's best to do it quickly and move on as soon as possible to try and find one of the guys that is in that first or second tier.
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    Sherman for OL. Don't forget him.
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    I've said this about 8 times now, but I'd be pretty happy if we ended up with Tom Allen. He seems to be a rich man's version of Matt Rhule (he can recruit).
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    The last 15 years have clearly demonstrated that to win a championship, you need either a great coach (Saban, Meyer, Dabo) or a transcendent QB (Vince, Burrow, Jameis Winston). We don't have a transcendent QB so we need a great coach. Herman isn't that guy so there's no excuse for keeping him. I don't buy that the administration or athletic department are holding us back. USC was a shit show before Carroll arrived. Same with Clemson before Dabo, Florida before Spurrier, etc. Programs are great because of they have great coaches, not the other way around. It's extremely rare to have the opportunity to hire a can't miss coach. Saban at Alabama and Meyer at OSU are the only examples I can think of and they were both unusual situations. Royal, Stoops, and Carroll are "the norm" in that their respective schools essentially won the lottery.
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    Who reported that Meyer met with Texas people or was putting together a staff?
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    Stick your hand up your ass. Maybe they're in there.
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    CDC may show his ass. So there's that.
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    Allen seems like a really good coach. I'd take him over Cristobal or Franklin any day.
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    Speaking of curtains... Nicole, if you post nudes, makes sure there are no curtains in the picture unless you want creepy Surly dudes in your yard within the hour.
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    If it happens today, the schedule will need time built in to fire Herman, tell the players, get Herman off of campus, and make the announcement. I think CDC fires Herman before UM gets on a plane.
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    There may have been more of it lately, but Surly was founded on the basis of speculation, garbage gifs, and internet creeps. It's not like this is all new.
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    Practice makes perfect.

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