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Texasrocks

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  1. Statistically speaking, that's probably a safe bet around here.
  2. Unpossible! We haven't even started on his drapes.
  3. Let me guess - you live in Dallas?
  4. I don't know if it's the proximity to Oklahoma or what, but Dallas has an unusually high number of douche bags per capita.
  5. Apparently, none of them could find the stadium. It was their first time visiting campus and they had to ask for directions. Most of the people they approached thought they were homeless and walked by without acknowledging them. Those who did acknowledge them all said some variation of, "hey dumbass, did you notice everyone else walking in the same direction towards that really large building that looks suspiciously like a stadium?" They never did find it and left Austin vowing never to send their children to Texas.
  6. We also missed out on Reggie McNeal, who I hear was even better than VY.
  7. He's the Jerome Bettis of receivers. A guy his shape shouldn't move the way he moves.
  8. Both quarterbacks looked good and bad at times. The receivers went back and forth between terrible and not completely terrible. The o-line struggled in pass protection but did pretty well run blocking. The defense seemed solid, if unremarkable. My only clear takeaway from the game was that Bijan is really freaking good.
  9. And in breaking news... My sources confirm that neither team is actively trying to bore fans during the spring game.
  10. Because of the douchiness emanating from them?
  11. Shane is a shorter, more athletic, way less goofy looking Bernie Kosar. A sportswriter once said he'd seen wedding bouquets thrown harder than Kosar's passes. If Kosar can do it, why not Shane.
  12. We just won't give him the ball when it's 3rd and 200m to go.
  13. Sarkisian has mentioned a few times that he doesn't like wide receivers getting the ball standing still. That hasn't been the focus here in... maybe ever.
  14. Lebron James is just an average three point shooter. I don't see why LA fans make such a big deal about him. He's no Joe Wieskamp.
  15. Bijan is a stud so it won't really tell us much about coaching or scheme if he makes defenses look terrible (other than the coaches are smart of enough to give him the ball). But it'll reflect really well on the current staff if guys like Brewer play at a high level.
  16. [takes a swig of koolaid]... Big deal. Who cares that Card has to wait until the second quarter to play?
  17. I find it amusing that $9.95ers didn't have a clue we were hiring Sarkisian until the last minute yet insisted they knew exactly who was calling the shots and how the process was carried out.
  18. Is it customary to put your byline on a transcript?
  19. Either way, Texas won't be a whiny bitch about it.
  20. I might be a little more sympathetic to Tech if they hadn't hired Beard away from UNLV after 10 days. They hooked up with a married man and then complained that he wasn't more loyal.
  21. Tech is like owning a (really shitty) boat. The two best days are the first and last.
  22. I'm not sure that decreases the chance of injury and after four hours you should consult a doctor. Oh, wait...
  23. I'm assuming every game won't be within 7 points so the backup should get a lot more snaps.
  24. You must have missed his first Rose Bowl. As amazing as he was against USC, it was basically VY doing VY things.
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