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Texas doesn't fire coaches after three seasons either. Just ask Charlie Strong.

I'm pretty sure CDC wants to fire Herman and name a replacement shortly thereafter.

Klatt is awesome!

If I were a betting man I'd go with:

I'd eat my shoe if it were drenched in Chuy's creamy jalapeno sauce.

And mayo.

We covered this two days and several thousand posts ago, but Coopers isn't very good any more.

This hits close to home. Because I live like a mile from Pinkerton's.

Apparently, it's aggy.

Can't tell if my sarcasm meter is aggy or not.

Shit. I have missed a lot.

More like Summer's Eve.

We've had hundreds of posts about curtains and flight trackers. I'm not sure anything is actually known at this point. Didn't someone "confirm" that Eltife went to Columbus and then someone else "confirmed" that Meyer has been in Vegas for a couple of days? Everyone in Ohio has confirmed Meyer isn't interested and some random person at the HSB Marriot confirmed Meyer was staying there. 9.95ers are both making shit up and critical of CDC because of the rampant speculation. Sports radio seems to be reading Surly posts on air and we spent hours interpreting twitter squid emojis. No one knows a damn thing. And its entertaining as hell.

My great grandfather was the sheriff of Timpson and my grandparents built a house a few miles out of town after my grandfather retired. It was a nice town when I was young and it slowly fell apart. I haven't been there in 15 years, but it's got to be a shithole if it followed the trajectory it was on.

If you shoot yourself in the dick you have to fist Futureman. Someone in HSB told me that's in the Surly user agreement.

I was worried there wasn't a single dick... and then I saw it. And it was glorious.

FIFY

Just needs some mayo.

There are three distinct buckets of possible coaches: 1. Those with multiple head coaching stints - Campbell, Cristobal, etc.. There are reports that CDC wants someone with success at multiple stops. 2. Those with one head coaching job - Fickell, Tom Allen, Bill Napier, etc. Herman and Strong were in this group when we hired them. Fickell seems really impressive, but it's hard to tell if that will translate. Tom Allen's job at Indiana is even more impressive. His record isn't as good, but IU is in the ISU tier of crappy jobs. 3. Those with no head coaching experience - Brent Venables, etc. I don't think CDC is even considering this group. If CDC insists on group 1, Campbell seems the way to go. If you throw in group 2, there's some tough competition. If UM falls through, I wouldn't mind kicking the tires on Campbell, Fickell and Allen. Neither Fickell nor Allen lose to teams they shouldn't. Allen has a slight advantage because he's playing better competition and IU is blowing dominating teams with similar talent and hanging with/beating teams with much better talent.

And he's never lived in Killeen, Odessa, or anywhere in east Texas. I'm not sure what his position is on mayo, Texas beaches, or Fords vs. Chevy's, but that's what we pay CDC for.

How did we make it 230 pages without a Ford vs Chevy debate? Also, anyone who thinks Killeen is the worst town in Texas hasn't spent enough time in east Texas.

My dad says Cooper's in Llano went downhill a few years ago. Though I thought that was because the guy who started Opie's left.

That means you're supposed to shoot it.

S90. I think it's got mayo on it.