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Texasrocks

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  1. I hope OU loses AND gets hit by a meteor.
  2. Killeen baby!!!!!
  3. I'll be curious if OSU is just playing down to teams. Day has a bit of a Mack Brown (without a Bob Stoops in the conference) vibe.
  4. Yes! How did you know that?
  5. I was walking around campus yesterday and saw this guy who was clearly lost and totally wasted. I asked him if he needed help. He puked in the bushes and then said he was looking for the head coaches office. I said, "the homeless encampment is over there." He said, "I'm not homeless, I'm from Alabama." So I gave him a line of coke and a McRib and then walked him to the stadium. He said he went to LA once and everyone treated him like crap, but everyone in Austin was so nice that he was moving here for five years at $5 million per year. I don't care if you believe me or not. It happened.
  6. I'd take either of those over "on point." I recently heard some one say their tacos were on point.
  7. As a Trinity grad, this hits close to home.
  8. Not just Houston, that Yates team has to be in the running for best Texas HS team of all time.
  9. They were both going to be fired within a year. That's not the case at Florida or ND at the moment.
  10. Florida and Texas are in the same tier of schools and ND is close behind. How often do coaches make a lateral move without a break in between or extenuating circumstances (like Jimbo escaping the dumpster fire he left at FSU)? I can't think of any examples.
  11. Is there any other kind of circle?
  12. In twenty pages this will become the story about how Alphahorn killed his dad with a pair of Lucchese's.
  13. Appearing retarded is kind of our thing. You'll fit right in.
  14. Irreconcilable differences and whatnot...
  15. I think I missed the substance part. Which post was that?
  16. There can't be to many BMDs who write million dollar checks to buy out a coach and have a deer lease so...
  17. Well, it is Alabama.
  18. I'm firmly in the no one knows anything camp. But I believe the rationale given for waiting on OSU is the coaches and support staff UM would bring with him want to wait until OSU's season is over. That's as plausible as anything else.
  19. We need to diagram this shit... So Caddox's friend's brother-in-law's friend said it is looks good? Any chance this conversation happened in a porta potty?
  20. Applewhite's Houston teams had great offenses. They couldn't play defense. This is good hire and hopefully gets him a head coach gig down the road.
  21. I thought you were plugged in the bottom.
  22. Futureman. Burned his dick off so naturally, he turned to fisting.
  23. I believe the phrase you're looking for is spontaneously disassembled. Sort of like our offense for much of the season.
  24. You just described the Tom Herman era.
  25. Hunting season is always pretty busy at the HSB airport and there is usually a bump in traffic on Fridays and Sundays. But I'd guess that's mostly Houston and Dallas traffic.
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