Everything posted by Texasrocks
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Apparently, none of them could find the stadium. It was their first time visiting campus and they had to ask for directions. Most of the people they approached thought they were homeless and walked by without acknowledging them. Those who did acknowledge them all said some variation of, "hey dumbass, did you notice everyone else walking in the same direction towards that really large building that looks suspiciously like a stadium?" They never did find it and left Austin vowing never to send their children to Texas.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
We also missed out on Reggie McNeal, who I hear was even better than VY.
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2021 transfer thread
He's the Jerome Bettis of receivers. A guy his shape shouldn't move the way he moves.
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2021 Texas Orange-White Game - April 24, 1 PM, LHN
Both quarterbacks looked good and bad at times. The receivers went back and forth between terrible and not completely terrible. The o-line struggled in pass protection but did pretty well run blocking. The defense seemed solid, if unremarkable. My only clear takeaway from the game was that Bijan is really freaking good.
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2021 Texas spring football thread
And in breaking news... My sources confirm that neither team is actively trying to bore fans during the spring game.
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2021 Texas spring football thread
Because of the douchiness emanating from them?
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Shane Buechele
Shane is a shorter, more athletic, way less goofy looking Bernie Kosar. A sportswriter once said he'd seen wedding bouquets thrown harder than Kosar's passes. If Kosar can do it, why not Shane.
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2021 Texas spring football thread
FIFY
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
We just won't give him the ball when it's 3rd and 200m to go.
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2021 Texas spring football thread
Sarkisian has mentioned a few times that he doesn't like wide receivers getting the ball standing still. That hasn't been the focus here in... maybe ever.
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2021 Texas spring football thread
Lebron James is just an average three point shooter. I don't see why LA fans make such a big deal about him. He's no Joe Wieskamp.
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2021 Texas spring football thread
Bijan is a stud so it won't really tell us much about coaching or scheme if he makes defenses look terrible (other than the coaches are smart of enough to give him the ball). But it'll reflect really well on the current staff if guys like Brewer play at a high level.
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2021 Texas spring football thread
[takes a swig of koolaid]... Big deal. Who cares that Card has to wait until the second quarter to play?
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Texas AD Chris Del Conte
I find it amusing that $9.95ers didn't have a clue we were hiring Sarkisian until the last minute yet insisted they knew exactly who was calling the shots and how the process was carried out.
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Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
Is it customary to put your byline on a transcript?
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Chris Beard to Texas
Either way, Texas won't be a whiny bitch about it.
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Chris Beard to Texas
I might be a little more sympathetic to Tech if they hadn't hired Beard away from UNLV after 10 days. They hooked up with a married man and then complained that he wasn't more loyal.
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UT's next basketball coach - discussion/debate [Sean Miller Hired]
Tech is like owning a (really shitty) boat. The two best days are the first and last.
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2021 Texas spring football thread
I'm not sure that decreases the chance of injury and after four hours you should consult a doctor. Oh, wait...
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
I'm assuming every game won't be within 7 points so the backup should get a lot more snaps.
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ESPN names top CFB QBs of the 2000's: VY #3, Baker Mayfield #1
You must have missed his first Rose Bowl. As amazing as he was against USC, it was basically VY doing VY things.
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2023 RB Rueben Owens
By my count, he was tackled once in 4 minutes of video.
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Fuck Arkansas
And meth. That's probably half the state's economy.
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2019 RB Derrian Brown
But seriously, I hope he chooses life retires.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
I forgot Young was on the team. Wasn't he one of the first, if not the first, players to commit after Herman was hired?