Everything posted by Texasrocks
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UT's next basketball coach - discussion/debate [Sean Miller Hired]
Tech is like owning a (really shitty) boat. The two best days are the first and last.
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2021 Texas spring football thread
I'm not sure that decreases the chance of injury and after four hours you should consult a doctor. Oh, wait...
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
I'm assuming every game won't be within 7 points so the backup should get a lot more snaps.
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ESPN names top CFB QBs of the 2000's: VY #3, Baker Mayfield #1
You must have missed his first Rose Bowl. As amazing as he was against USC, it was basically VY doing VY things.
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2023 RB Rueben Owens
By my count, he was tackled once in 4 minutes of video.
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Fuck Arkansas
And meth. That's probably half the state's economy.
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2019 RB Derrian Brown
But seriously, I hope he chooses life retires.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
I forgot Young was on the team. Wasn't he one of the first, if not the first, players to commit after Herman was hired?
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
This is a trick question. Arkansas doesn't have standards.
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Tom Brady Is UnFucking Real
I never understood hating Brady (though I totally get hating the Patriots). All he does is win and be freakishly nice to people. Wasn't there some story about walking into the wrong house his first week in Tampa Bay and then hanging out with the owners? People complain about players holding out, being divas, etc. Brady is the anti-diva. He's like the lead in some cheesy after school movie about a nerdy guy who wakes up and realizes he the greatest QB of all time and married to a supermodel.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
If the coaches are good, the support staff are for continuity when the coaches get hired away
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Golding, Lanning, and Arnett are all basically the same guy - roughly the same age, have similar experience, and similar success. The biggest difference I see is that Arnett has worked with less talent and an offensive-minded head coach. I'd be happy with any of them.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
You answered your own question - he sucked as a head coach. Winning is a hell of a disinfectant.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
This post is the sphincter muscle of the bovine.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
One of those times was aggy so... one whole time.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
I feel better about Sark based on the staff he's putting together. That said, let's not kid ourselves about Sark vs Urban. Saban and Urban are 1a and 1b in terms of college coach rankings. Maybe Sark has learned his lessons and will be compared to those guys some day, but as of now he's several rungs below Urban. There are plenty of reasons to not hire Urban, but the product on the field isn't one of them.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
He's our backup for STs in the likely event that Banks dies in a tragic stripper pole accident.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
And then have sex with it?
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
I'm no mathematician, but how does a $200k per year escalation clause add up to $3 million over 4 years?
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
I saw a quote from someone interviewing Saban once on his defense and he said something like their base defense was a 3 man front, but they rushed 4 or more 75 percent of the time.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
I don't know anything, but I doubt either school would admit it if he turned them down.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
If he was watching film, it means Arnett did good things against non-Bama offenses.
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Coach Sark welcome press conference 4 pm
Coach, can you walk through the new coaches you've hired and current coaches who will remain?
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Coach Sark welcome press conference 4 pm
Someone needs to ask about assistants.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
After the past month I'm going to assume this is a rhetorical question.