Everything posted by Texasrocks
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Urban Meyer or bust
I think I missed the substance part. Which post was that?
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Urban Meyer or bust
There can't be to many BMDs who write million dollar checks to buy out a coach and have a deer lease so...
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Auburn fires Gus Malzahn
Well, it is Alabama.
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Urban Meyer or bust
I'm firmly in the no one knows anything camp. But I believe the rationale given for waiting on OSU is the coaches and support staff UM would bring with him want to wait until OSU's season is over. That's as plausible as anything else.
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Urban Meyer or bust
We need to diagram this shit... So Caddox's friend's brother-in-law's friend said it is looks good? Any chance this conversation happened in a porta potty?
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Urban Meyer or bust
Applewhite's Houston teams had great offenses. They couldn't play defense. This is good hire and hopefully gets him a head coach gig down the road.
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Urban Meyer or bust
I thought you were plugged in the bottom.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Futureman. Burned his dick off so naturally, he turned to fisting.
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Urban Meyer or bust
I believe the phrase you're looking for is spontaneously disassembled. Sort of like our offense for much of the season.
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Urban Meyer or bust
You just described the Tom Herman era.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Hunting season is always pretty busy at the HSB airport and there is usually a bump in traffic on Fridays and Sundays. But I'd guess that's mostly Houston and Dallas traffic.
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Urban Meyer or bust
It's Surly, we're all 10's and only date 10's. Wait, what was the question?
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Urban Meyer or bust
This coaching search carpet bombing. If he mentions every possible coach, he can later claim he knew who it would be and just couldn't say it directly.
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Urban Meyer or bust
@immamac New Surly motto: "I have not yet begun to defile myself!"
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Urban Meyer or bust
8,300 hours is like reading 4 of your posts.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Arby's. Ving Rhames will call the games.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Don't forget beaches.
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The Surly Official 2020 Corching Search Thread of DOOM and DESPAIR
I'd add a tier of coaches between Saban/Meyer/Dabo and Herman. There's the Mack Brown tier that consistently loses to the first tier coaches, but generally beats everyone else. Herman isn't in that group so why waste more time with him. If we're going to fail with a coach, it's best to do it quickly and move on as soon as possible to try and find one of the guys that is in that first or second tier.
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The Surly Official 2020 Corching Search Thread of DOOM and DESPAIR
Sherman for OL. Don't forget him.
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Coach Tom Allen, Indiana
I've said this about 8 times now, but I'd be pretty happy if we ended up with Tom Allen. He seems to be a rich man's version of Matt Rhule (he can recruit).
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Urban Meyer or bust
The last 15 years have clearly demonstrated that to win a championship, you need either a great coach (Saban, Meyer, Dabo) or a transcendent QB (Vince, Burrow, Jameis Winston). We don't have a transcendent QB so we need a great coach. Herman isn't that guy so there's no excuse for keeping him. I don't buy that the administration or athletic department are holding us back. USC was a shit show before Carroll arrived. Same with Clemson before Dabo, Florida before Spurrier, etc. Programs are great because of they have great coaches, not the other way around. It's extremely rare to have the opportunity to hire a can't miss coach. Saban at Alabama and Meyer at OSU are the only examples I can think of and they were both unusual situations. Royal, Stoops, and Carroll are "the norm" in that their respective schools essentially won the lottery.
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Urban Meyer or bust
Who reported that Meyer met with Texas people or was putting together a staff?
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Urban Meyer or bust
Stick your hand up your ass. Maybe they're in there.
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Urban Meyer or bust
CDC may show his ass. So there's that.
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Coach Tom Allen, Indiana
Allen seems like a really good coach. I'd take him over Cristobal or Franklin any day.