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2020 Coaching Search SHITFIRE EDITION -MS PAINT
I was worried there wasn't a single dick... and then I saw it. And it was glorious.
- Urban Meyer or bust
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Urban Meyer or bust
Just needs some mayo.
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Urban Meyer or bust
There are three distinct buckets of possible coaches: 1. Those with multiple head coaching stints - Campbell, Cristobal, etc.. There are reports that CDC wants someone with success at multiple stops. 2. Those with one head coaching job - Fickell, Tom Allen, Bill Napier, etc. Herman and Strong were in this group when we hired them. Fickell seems really impressive, but it's hard to tell if that will translate. Tom Allen's job at Indiana is even more impressive. His record isn't as good, but IU is in the ISU tier of crappy jobs. 3. Those with no head coaching experience - Brent Venables, etc. I don't think CDC is even considering this group. If CDC insists on group 1, Campbell seems the way to go. If you throw in group 2, there's some tough competition. If UM falls through, I wouldn't mind kicking the tires on Campbell, Fickell and Allen. Neither Fickell nor Allen lose to teams they shouldn't. Allen has a slight advantage because he's playing better competition and IU is blowing dominating teams with similar talent and hanging with/beating teams with much better talent.
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Urban Meyer or bust
And he's never lived in Killeen, Odessa, or anywhere in east Texas. I'm not sure what his position is on mayo, Texas beaches, or Fords vs. Chevy's, but that's what we pay CDC for.
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Urban Meyer or bust
How did we make it 230 pages without a Ford vs Chevy debate? Also, anyone who thinks Killeen is the worst town in Texas hasn't spent enough time in east Texas.
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Urban Meyer or bust
My dad says Cooper's in Llano went downhill a few years ago. Though I thought that was because the guy who started Opie's left.
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Urban Meyer or bust
- Urban Meyer or bust
That means you're supposed to shoot it.- Urban Meyer or bust
S90. I think it's got mayo on it.- Urban Meyer or bust
BBQ at Opies.- Urban Meyer or bust
And pie at the Bluebonnet Cafe.- Urban Meyer or bust
HSB is never quiet during hunting season. And there's no way we put UM up at the HSB Marriot.- Urban Meyer or bust
He's not. But that doesn't mean he won't be the next coach.- Urban Meyer or bust
Wait. Has anyone been to Horseshoe Bay? Don't get me wrong, I love the place. My family has a ranch just outside HSB and I've been going there my whole life. And there's no hotel there you'd send a VIP. I'd buy that they are at some mega donor's ranch, but not a hotel. And that looks like every hotel. If you're impressing someone, that's not where you send them.- Urban Meyer or bust
Not to get all Newy on you - I like wine and I like cinnamon toast crunch - but cinnamon toast crunch and wine sounds disgusting.- Urban Meyer or bust
Columbus, Ohio. Ohio State's stadium is called the Horseshoe.- Urban Meyer or bust
I think those are horseshoes.- Urban Meyer or bust
People who "know" investing don't know shit about fuck when it comes to investing. https://www.ft.com/content/563d61dc-3b70-11ea-a01a-bae547046735- Urban Meyer or bust
I'm guessing there are lots of virgins on this thread.- Urban Meyer or bust
- Urban Meyer or bust
In his defense, he's no more full of shit than anyone else.- Urban Meyer or bust
Comfy? This jet needs to be blowing his dick off. We don't want any more health problems.- Urban Meyer or bust
You gotta keep up man. It's now EJA664. https://flightaware.com/live/flight/EJA664#flightPageActivityLog On a related note, now I know I need a second monitor in my office for coaching searches.- Urban Meyer or bust
Only Surly would have competing discussions of private jets, meat grinding, and mayo on a thread about hiring our next coach. - Urban Meyer or bust
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