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Texasrocks

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  1. Is that next to, "I'd Pee in Her Bangladeshi Butt"? [Posted from a phone hotwired to a car battery in Houston]
  2. "And then we gave her a beer and directions to the stadium."
  3. I'm sure Schlossnagle is getting a hefty raise, but it would be awesome if his salary in year one was whatever he made this year + $1.
  4. I've worked in DC for 20 years and where I went to undergrad has come up exactly one time. By an aggy.
  5. I took a Louisiana state highway in the late 90's that had several unpaved stretches and a single-lane bridge that looked homemade. It would have made some third world countries blush.
  6. TIL height makes ceilings things higher.
  7. I was thinking about "good" hires yesterday and remembered Joe Wickline. I was convinced he was a home run hire. And then he wasn't. TLDR - I don't know shit about fuck.
  8. We haven't signed one either.
  9. Milwee is probably his own category. It's striking that Sark, Flood, Banks, and Choice are among the best coaches in the country at their position. Davis was the only defensive coach in that conversation. If I had to rank them it would be something like: Flood Choice Banks Kwiatkowski Jackson Joseph/Gideon Nansen and Baker are TBD and there's a pretty big gap between Jackson and Joseph/Gideon. I don't really know where to put Milwee.
  10. On the bright side, Baker probably coached against most of A&M's incoming portal transfers while at Western Kentucky.
  11. That may be the darkest silver lining ever.
  12. Someone's going to do it so it might as well be me... I suggest your mom. She's a sack master. She's good one-on-one, but isn't afraid to take on a double team. She knows how to use her hands, is good with twists and stunts. Has a quick get off and knows how to finish...
  13. Don't be an asshole. Tell me about his forearms or GTFO!
  14. He's a good take, but it looks like the difference between him and Collins is similar to the difference between Murphy and Collins. There's a pretty big gap there. Murphy, Collins, and Sweat all improved 10ish points over the previous season so if he shows similar progress he'd have a really good season. If Collins does the same he's in Sweat/Murphy territory. That's a big if though.
  15. I lived in Samoa for a while in my 20s. I'm reasonably athletic and was in pretty good shape and regularly got my ass kicked in the village rugby game by 9th graders.
  16. Nice to see Bama fans adjusting well to the post-Saban era. I can't wait to see how they react to actually losing a game.
  17. I believe that's called acclimaxation.
  18. A&M 2025: What's the Opposite of Gluten Free
  19. So they've had like 27 players, the new secondary coach, and now the AD enter the portal?
  20. If nothing else, Sark keeps a lid on things.
  21. Bama is hard to project. They've recruited really well on paper, but have had to rely on the portal for WR and RB and their OL isn't very good. They are probably still top 5 in overall talent, but it's uneven. They could follow the Ohio State path under Day where they are deeply flawed, but still top 10. They could follow the OU path under Lincoln Riley where they kept up appearances for a couple of years while slowly falling out of contender status. They could look like LSU/Auburn where the stars align for a championship run and then everything goes to shit. None of those would surprise me.
  22. UW loses a ton of talent and will take a big step back next season. Also, how many coaches would pass up Bama to stay at UW?
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