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Who is ready to get their cocks swatted? WVU is a great first test for KU. Then straight to hilton before getting #6 baylor at home. Going to be a tough way to start league play. How about we play this game... Why isn't your team going to win the big12 this year?? Kansas: We are mediocre at rebounding and we only have 2 guys that can handle the ball at even a 'B' level. We have yet to finish a tight game against big name competition.

Ate chipotle last night and got some shitty sleep. Woke up around 4 and thought to myself I should just shit the bed rather than walk to the bathroom. I got my ass up though. Trying to be less lazy this year.

someone going to start a new thread for 2020? I've fucked 4 times with 2 different women. One from last night (was amazing) for few rounds and then a random hoodrat this afternoon after brunch. I'm fucking spent.

I’m now convinced that Hugo and BT both live in Hugo’s moms basement. The certainty of everything with which they both speak is too close not to be the same person. Then inevitably when they are both wrong they whine and cry and talk about revolution. They’ll say take the loss pussy and vote for my guy but they’ll be the first to sit out if Biden is nominated. If trump wins they’ll blame the Bernie bros for being racist.

Its weird to me that B_T believes there is no way for trump to win but then says blacks need to show up at the same rate they did for Obama. There is zero chance that happens and on top of that, Emerson, Marist, and rassmussen all have trump in the 30% or greater level of approval from African Americans. the reason the Virginia polls are the way they are is because the dems have 100% control of the VA government and are threatening to make certain citizens felons on 1/20. They are organizing militias for fucks sake. You think those people aren’t ready to vote?? It is comical that someone said “moderates” are ruining the country. Every action has an opposite and equal reaction. Too far right got us a swing to the left. Certain states swinging left is getting hard push and enthusiasm from the right. Imagine that? If VA falls you can 100% put it on coonman and the dems and a policy (in this case 2A) that is not acceptable to the citizens. Push policies that aren’t wildly acceptable (M4A, guns confiscation, unabated immigration) and you will get push back. You will do one of two things: 1. Marginalize the middle and they don’t participate. 2. Enthuse the opposition. When elections are won by 2-4% of the population then you can’t afford to do either of these items. You do both and you’re going to get smoked. But nawww trump doesn’t stand a chance.

The problem you are having is two-fold... 1. According to NPR, the bernie bros who voted for trump voted that way because they felt the election was "stolen". They show that if even those voters would have stayed home in MI and PA then HRC wins the election. https://www.npr.org/2017/08/24/545812242/1-in-10-sanders-primary-voters-ended-up-supporting-trump-survey-finds 2. You aren't including bros that stayed home in non-MI and non-PA states. Plenty of other states could have swung if they would have just showed up and voted the party. The big question will be if the bernie bros will see the election as rigged or not if biden gets the nom.

I put the story on here a while back... might have been in the butt pee room. Basically, I met a girl on bumble and went out on one date. We fucked, it was a sober date because she had some alcohol problems. She was sick for our second date so I made other plans. She went berserk over it. A few weeks and hundreds of unanswered texts later and she starts talking very aggressively in how she described our encounter. Then started asking me about female employees of mine and who they were. Went to the sheriff the next day and got a PO. Started carrying to work. Ended up submitting select texts to the court docket. Got a settlement where she admitted our relationship was consensual but she has to stay the fuck away from me. $2500 insurance policy for the next time she's "triggered".

I had to get an emergency protective order against the second girl I boned here... fuckin oklahoma man.

Had a good year given the circumstances. Boned 10 new girls (some a few times or a ton of times) and only one was a pro. Used 1 condom. Got 1 restraining order. Got no kids or STDs. For a move and staying single for 8 months I'll take it. Even had some variety with a crossfit girl that could snap me off, a real nasty woman, two over the age of 40, and one that smelled like patchouli. 2020 is going to be better.

He’s coming to KU if self ever leaves. My #1 young coach.

This was a rental cabin “event space” called the Hollis Lodge. It is on a bible camp type property that my uncle chose to live next to. A retreat for spiritual wellness if you will. I just returned the only gift I got this year. A shitty laptop bag. Grabbing a tumi after I have a few beers and talk to a banker for work.

Atheist here... Rounded out my xmas fun with a 1 hour sermon and 3 prayers with my dad's side of the family last night. This almost... ALMOST... makes me want to settle down with a girl again so I have built in excuses to not be around family for the holidays. Makes me more pissed at the ex for fucking things up. We got engaged on xmas on Isla Mujeres... we could have been there every year for our "anniversary" and no one would have given it a second thought. Instead I'm drinking welch's sparkling juice in a lodge either talking politics or god. What a fucking disaster.

This is why I run into the bathroom in reverse with my pants down. Momentum has won the day many a time.

No he’s legit. Ive done it before. I typically like to blast ass. Not just let out a sbd or squeaker. You reach back and let out a throaty one and, if you’re like me, you get all of it out. Often gulping in more air orally when you hit the 15-20 second mark. Sometimes around the 8-10 second mark when your asshole is at its most agape an “assteroid” will exit orbit. Doesn't happen often (once in my many years of 50+ farts a day, but the science is definitely on his side. I however can’t call this accident a shart because sharts are precursor to poop soup. This is just accidentally dropping a shit nugget in your drawers.

It’s gotten smaller. Thinking nail clippers could make quick work of it. (I imagine surlys collective asshole just clinched.)

Jerrah should just fire Garrett tonight and forfeit next week.

Garrett looks completely impotent on the sideline. Cowboys have to be the most disappointing team in the league year in and year out.

Nobody deserved that win. Ku has alarming few dribblers. We need to learn to win ugly games because that’s how you advance in at least half of your tourney games. Duke and nova both mucked it up and won. Have to like that we played like crap and still had a chance but damn.

Got a hemorrhoid. I’ve pushed it up into my butthole 3 times and it’s popped back out. Just smaller than a cashew in size. Maybe the size of a peanut. What happens if I lance this son of a bitch?

Thank you for this. Good comment. The whole thing has been a clown show. Pelosi should have run the deal herself.

If the dems had 54 senators then I bet they could pick up at least 10 with Romney building a coalition. even without a supermajority having 60% of the senate for removal and having the house and senate majority would effectively end his presidency even if he was still in office.

Serious question... could the house not send the impeachment to the senate until after 2020 elections? Thought being that if the dems win the senate and Trump wins re-election then they will have him removed Day 1 of his second term? is there an expiration date with a new Congress or new senate on the impeachment vote?

Ku has him, another 40% shooter in Svi (lakers) and bitch I’m frank mason (wooden award) on the same team and we couldn’t win it all.

1. Is there anyone more delusional in the NBA than melo??? 2. Devonte Graham is playing out of his mind on a 3 year 4M contract. His contract ends in 2022 with 60M also coming off the books that year for the hornets. He has 2 more good years and he’ll get the joe Johnson treatment with a big deal that he wouldn’t sniff if he were on any other team.