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CP3 isn’t getting bought out. He isn’t walking from that contract and no one is paying massive dollars up front to get him out. CP3 will ride it until the final year and then be a league minimum guy for a year or two before retiring. Not a chance he walks.

Sucks to see a guy’s career come crashing down no matter who it is.

How awkward does it have to be for lebron? *phone rings* melo: hey bron. Mind if I workout with you? Trying to make a roster this year! bron: you know you’re my boy... CP3 and I are in LA hitting the gym. Get here! next day at gym: melo: so bron bron. You’re the king and all and you definitely deserved to go #1 over me. I was thinking you use that GM swag we know you got and you get me in on the Lakers. I’ll be a good sport. Promise. You already got the coach fired so it’s not like I’m going to mess with the staff. I was thinking we could be Batman and robin. You slide in at PG and feed me at the elbow. I hit that sweet turnaround J I got in the bag for about 22 a night. You make the ASG as a PG dishing 11 dimes to me every game the rest of your assists will just be gravy and you further solidify your legacy. Bron: yeah man that sounds good... and you’re my boy. Roster is full right now but i bet we have an injury and you know you’ll be called. Did you see that?? (Lebron points out the window) melo: see what? (Turns to window, turns back to lebron) bron: (runs out the back door)

I love altitude golf. Make you think you’re bad shots aren’t that bad and your good shots are great because it just goes and goes.

Reverse Cowgirl

When I first got mine if a friend came over I would walk them straight to the bathroom and show it to them. Told them to feel free to crap here and use it. It was like I was showing them an artifact the second they walked in the door. I’ve never successfully converted someone but that is mainly because my friends are cheap and lazy. I do the math and the laziness outweighs the benefit for them. I like the idea of buying it as a gift and installing it for them.

James Harrison is one of the biggest fuckers I’ve ever seen in person. Koepka couldn’t keep his jock around his chest. His size is definitely overplayed but brooks’s Size compared to the rest of the golf field is considerably bigger. JT is like 5’8” isn’t he? Can’t weigh more than 165.

They should pair him and Bryson together in the first group and just time their round. Put Rory and brooks in the time behind them. Then count how long the second group waits on the first. Essentially derive the pace of play rules from the average of the fastest and the slowest. If any group is behind that pace moving forward then the players in the group are penalized. Also, by having brooks behind them we might get to see a fight on 18 green or sooner. It would be safer to have brooks and Rory go first and measure the distance in between their finish and brysons but I think we all want to see that dweeb scientist get his ass kicked st this point.

Pearl is a great coach and a horrible cheater. Did anyone not call this the second auburn hired him?

Could you imagine a 21 putt round??? I would like to think I’d shoot par at 21 putts but I’d probably have the worst tee to green day of my life and end up with an 86.

Nova seems a tad high too in my opinion. I thought UCLA would be higher and maybe Maryland/cuse as well. I don’t know anything about UT basketball prior to the Mouton years but the last several years have to hit hard on this ranking. Which means if UT was even serviceable over the last 3-5 years you’d be ranked top 7ish??? I think that goes to show that the consistency of the top 4-5 schools is just unreal compared to the rest.

Bryson went for interesting to a guy I think I might not like to anguy I absolutely hate this season. Reed got chastised for walking to the tee box ahead of his playing partner a few years ago but if I were fleetwood or Thomas I would have absolutely walked off the green. Sucks tommy still had to hit. Walking off a 70 yard pitch shot is completely inappropriate and Bryson should have been penalized for it. He’s a complete fuckstick. Hope brooks and him get paired up for the championship in a few weeks and brooks flat out body slams him off a tee box. Fuck Bryson.

A google search shows that the average american uses 57 squares of TP per day. Charmin Ultra Soft is $0.36/100 squares (amazon) or approximately .0036 cents per square. So the average american uses about $0.21 of TP per day, out to $76.65 per year. The math on justifying an entry level bidet in a household of one person is ridiculously good. If you up that to 3-5 people in a household that are using it then you are really cooking with gas. If you own your home and can get your whole family on the bidet program (say you have 3 bathrooms and 5 family members) then spending $300 total on 3 mid-level bidets means you are up $83 in the first year. Those bidets would be pretty damn nice. If you plan on staying in your home for 7-10 years then justifying one or two really nice ones ($500) and one entry level bidet still looks good on the whole. Anyone who isn't spraying their ass doesn't like money.

Meant to convey sarcasm about Herman wanting him. I’m sure everyone wanted him but maybe thinking he might be on the 2 deep in his junior year. Maybe he’s real in wanting to play real early but I would be surprised if he ends up signing with us. Good pickup for us if we do get him. Cornerstone of the class for sure.

Because Herman is butthurt. Truthfully, unless we perform this year there isn’t a chance we keep him. That being said, November last year we had 1 2019 recruit. We have 24 2020 recruits in early August. Our staff is putting in major work.

Just picked up a 4* out fromnunder UT’s nose.

Yep. I’ll give you a 1 foot or less but anything more starts to get discretionary. Business partners were arguing on two putts being inside the leather as they were both close. Took a minute and a half of bitching between the two and I said “well I’m not giving either of you the putts so you don’t need to measure.” They both missed. Basically, they’re so insufferable when they compete against each other that I became a dick and that’s how it works from now on.

Yeah I battle with how I play, especially with others. When I’m by myself I card my true score. With others I’ll take the max and say something like “that’s a 7-x for me” signaling that I’m out of the hole even if a 7 would have won it. I don’t want to hold up play I’m also becoming a miser on gimmies. I’ve watched my business partners argue on the course because one will give a 3 footer and then won’t get it back from the other on a later hole. Same with drop zones and liberal use of the gallery rule where if there were 1000 people watching we wouldn’t have lost the ball. The rules are in place to account for this stuff so obey them and there will never be any question. Especially when money is on the line.

Wow... That's a big change.

No more wipes in the desk for me. Portable bidet on the way. Sonny bidet

You should check your course handicap with the ESC max score. I’ve found the best way to get snowmen off your card is to have your max allowable score be a 7.

And this is why lockouts piss fans off. The average nba salary last year was $6.2M and the median was $2.5. If you can’t handle taking a year off when you make over $2M a year then you aren’t living in reality. If you take out the guys who make less than $100k (overseas reserves and two way guys) then the median jumps to $3.8M. Not saying the owners are always in the right, just saying that lockouts are really based in bad faith negotiations by both sides and the average fan does not identify with the players because at the end of the day they are playing a game. 50/50 revenue split 6+ billion when your major overhead is sending that money straight to the players’ pockets and not having to deal with the same overhead structure as the owners doesn’t help the players case either. $3.63B went straight to players last year according to sports reference. What makes it worse is that the biggest stars in the game are the mouthpieces of the players. How is Dame going to preach to the fans that the owners can afford to take the hit when he is guaranteed to make $285M over the next few years. Or KD talking about selfish owners when he is about to make shitloads of money to not even play for a year and to maybe be 80% of what he was prior to his injury. Fans love to hear that. I agree with you that the NBA is going to have major problems if the TV money doesn’t increase again. I think silver is the best commissioner in sports right now but he has his plate full with challenges on the horizon. Given the history of borderline corruption in the players union I wouldn’t count on having a willing partner in facing those challenges.

Cool 3 par 49 today playing 9 in KC. No tee game at all. Even pushed a 4 iron OB.

It isn’t about skill with melo. It’s about fit. There are a lot of guys who could make a roster. Jordan could still make a roster if her was in shape. Melo couldn’t fit on a roster with his best friends. Melo is a cancer. Right now he is benign. The second he is added to a roster he becomes small and stage one. Don’t need to do anything but let’s watch it. Then when he realizes he has to come off the bench or he is only getting 10 shots a game he becomes stage 2/3 and it’s time to cut him out. He’s pulled this “I’ll play nice” bullshit 3 times and within 2 months of playing nice he is in the media criticizing his role on the team. It’s a testament to his own arrogance. Of course you could make a roster. But this isn’t baseball where the only thing that matters is individual statistics. You aren’t a team player and that’s why no team wants you. Especially a contending team.

That is just perfect