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  1. EtOH
    Brent Venables flushes his tampons
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    At this point I’m ready to lie, cheat, steal, throw billions of dollars around and go Full Switzer. DO IT.
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    Sonofabitch. January 5. Smells like gunpowder and celery.
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    I watched McCona???? Wear a ridiculous but awesome orange suit, a win against fuckou, and then...then watched our players do a lazy dopey don’t-give-a-shit/halfassed horns up/horns wherever/whatever Eyes of Texas/ Fuckitwhateverdog. It was then that I knew Shaka should be done. Fuck that POS.
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    You can’t judge a coach if you don’t give him at least 12 years. He’s just laying the groundwork, building an identity, figuring out how to rent a scooter.
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    Texas knows ou better than anyone in the country. On top of that Texas KNOWS they can beat them. Bring that shit to us. This is the opportunity to smash those little rat fuckers like they’ve never been done before. A double beat-down by Texas would crush what little semblance of a soul they have.
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    I am impressed. A damned good regular season. Well done. Now play for championships and bowl goodie bags. Boys have earned it this year. Frickin finally.
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    So. We got the greatest DB class in history, have a mastermind DC, and get the falling Mountaineers at home. And take the splooge to the face. Fuck you losers. We still suck.
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    6-1

    EtOH replied to Xcalibur's topic in Football

    Shane has the ability to beat any team left on our schedule. Sam just has more probability to do it. I’m cool with both, but I’ll pitch in $20 for Sam’s acupuncture on his McCoy Shoulder.
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    6-1

    EtOH replied to Xcalibur's topic in Football

    Backup QB derps his team to bowl eligible? I’ll accept that. Fuckin HookEm.
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    USF @ Tulsa on ESPN

    EtOH replied to Shmitty's topic in Football

    Can you imagine Coach Potato recruiting Vandy-eligible athletes?
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    USF @ Tulsa on ESPN

    EtOH replied to Shmitty's topic in Football

    Is it illegal to put stickum on the helmet? I know about hands but Tulsa DBs always tried to block the pass with the back of the helmet. Innovation????
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    USF @ Tulsa on ESPN

    EtOH replied to Shmitty's topic in Football

    Oh, we had a few “skin of our ass/miraculous comebacks” against 1-4 teams. Lost our share too.
  14. EtOH
    All the dicks. They gone.
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    No no. That’s the kicker. Mack stinking Brown is living large while the stoops family will be cleaning toilets in a trailer park. Karma has a mean streak and it’s not even handed. It’s worse for sooner bitches.
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    Hey Bob. Your brother is an unemployed ass clown who just got fired by ou sucks for losing and losing because of suck-ass defense. You’re retired and jerking off to tranny sooner cheerleader gifs. Meanwhile Mack fucking Brown is banking coin giving prerecorded one-offs for ESPN and bouncing orange slices off Sally’s ass. Eat shit, all Stoops.
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    He also prefers Pepsi to Coke. But only if it’s flat. He’s a flat Pepsi drinking, baby corn dick-eating sooner loser. He’s ugly and his mother dresses him funny. Fuck Lincoln and fuck ou forever.
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    Lincoln Riley eats only small, baby corn dicks because anything larger would be too intimidating. But he gorges on them by dump truck delivery. He’s a mass consumption tiny dick-eating sooner and a, NOW VERIFIED, loser. Tiny-dick-eating LOSER
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    Texas: you’re better athletes than Oklahoma. You’re a better team than OU. You’re better people than those shit stains too. Fuckem straight in the goatass, Horns. Hookem.
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    Bring the whole. Fucking. Load. https://postimg.cc/30Dd6bbx
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    I have cousins in Oklahoma. I love my family. But fucking hell I hate the dogshit out of that place.
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    You’re a good egg. But fuck you straight in the goat ass. Hook em.
  23. EtOH
    I miss Tony Brackens so much.
  24. EtOH
    I’m looking forward to watching Kyler’s first at-bat for the A’s, wearing Hager’s face mask surgically implanted in that little shit’s skull. Swing away, cocksucker.
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    I’m an old fart who’s watched decades of bad UT ball. This is one of those one-off magnificent bastard runs. 1990 Shock the Nation. That kind of thing. Oklahoma is about to get their colons perforated with footballs and cleats. Straight up their muthafucking ass. HOOKEMHORNS.

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