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  1. crimsonlonghorn
    There is no other explanation for it.
  2. crimsonlonghorn
    You know what? Charlie wasn't arrogant enough to tell us how we shouldn't believe the losses we were seeing with our own damn eyes. He was a dumbass - a different kind of dumbass than Tom - but he took his medicine like a man and didn't whine about how we should lay off because he was doing his best.
  3. crimsonlonghorn
    Had the leg. Just hooked it a little bit. Closer than I thought it was going to be.
  4. crimsonlonghorn
    That was about to bad even for Turtle Tom.
  5. crimsonlonghorn
    50 seconds of anxiety and then blessed relief will come washing over us in waves. The die will be cast.
  6. crimsonlonghorn
    Guys it's OK, we kicked a field goal there so the game is tied, right? Wait wut?
  7. crimsonlonghorn
    Is it just me or does every Cyclone offensive play behind the line look like the single wing being run at half speed?
  8. crimsonlonghorn
    https://twitter.com/WashingtonNFL/status/1332129351400382464?s=20
  9. crimsonlonghorn
    I was looking away from the TV when the fake happened and I still haven't seen a reply of it. But I don't need to see the actual play. All I need to know is.... WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU RISK GIVING THEM THE BALL BACK DEEP IN YOUR END OF THE FIELD WHEN YOU ARE DOWN BY LESS THAN A TOUCHDOWN AND THERE ARE 12 MINUTES LEFT IN THE GAME? AND THE DEFENSE HAD JUST CAUSED A THREE AND OUT. That was like calling designed pass to bounce off the defenders helmet and into one of your guys' arms and hoping it's not an interception. It might work, but really you're just turning it over on purpose because... WHY? It was like, "Fuck this, this game is too close. We should be losing by more." Torbush.
  10. crimsonlonghorn
    Both those teams are called "Aggies" and are 0-4.
  11. crimsonlonghorn
    What I am doing wrong for my pasted tweets not to embed?
  12. crimsonlonghorn
    https://twitter.com/iam_johnw/status/1332122206084747266
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  14. crimsonlonghorn
    Fuck why did I waste three hours watching this today
  15. crimsonlonghorn
    McCarthy's just
  16. crimsonlonghorn
    Elliott looking worse and worse. Go Pollard.
  17. crimsonlonghorn
    He might need to have his "grill" replaced again after that hit.
  18. crimsonlonghorn
    Holy shit. What a catch.
  19. crimsonlonghorn
    Our losing team has twice as many wins as your losing team and we don't respect you at all. How does this fake punt taste?
  20. crimsonlonghorn
    Nevermind. Went back and watched. It was a bad throw.
  21. crimsonlonghorn
    Did he? Maybe I missed that angle.
  22. crimsonlonghorn
    I didn't think it was that bad of a throw. The ball didn't hit him in the numbers and it was a circus catch after all.
  23. crimsonlonghorn
    Hell of a pick. Probably could have been thrown a tiny bit better but that was mostly just a very good catch.
  24. crimsonlonghorn
    Admittedly, I haven't played football in 20+ years, so maybe helmets are different now or whatever, but what the hell was she talking about "changing the grill" on the helmet? Is she referring to the facemask? Or am I just out of date on the football lingo?
  25. crimsonlonghorn
    Beef ribs from today's cook with the Fireboard. They cooked a lot faster than I was expecting but still turned out really well.

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